By Drewbie - 13/01/2013 08:53 - United States - Park City

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML
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deathbatchickk 8

Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Won't you feel my balls


deathbatchickk 8
perdix 29

Except when one of the ******* has teeth . . . and the other has teeth AND retractable claws.

hellbilly205 17
cradle6 13
MrBrightside21 20

I think I saw watching a video similar to what you were saying perdix. Turns out I was just watching Predator.

What if it was a male kitty, then its a devils threesome! :0

Aww man male kitty played with OP's hacky sacs that can't feel right.

You were in bed with two *******...definitely a threesome ;-)

Oh, i must've misread that sentence...definitely going to get downvoted for that one...

Gave you a sympathetic up vote Jeff, it was a funny comment regardless.

Smartdumbblonde 27

You mean on the floor, right?

#32 I think we've established that already..

There are times when the world of FML comments make little sense to me...this is one of them.

Jeff I would just go home and take a nap at this point.

Smartdumbblonde 27

#39 im sorry I didn't realize that someone pointed that out already, all I did was read the comment and asked a simple question.

Shes 24 down votes in that holes been dug and its about to hit China

Well OP you're doing something right. Not everybody get to have a threesome.

It depends on hotness. The cat might've been like a 4 at best. If it was an 8 or 9, then that's a threesome worth bragging about.

Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Won't you feel my balls

TheDeafWalrus 8

Soft kitty, Warm kitty. Little ball of fluff. Happy kitty. Sleepy kitty. Playing with my stuff.

onorexveritas 23

I think you just ruined that song for me. It's a shame I just ordered the shirt :(

I ordered soft woodie but suddenly I feel the need for soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur happy kitty please don't claw my balls pur pur pur

naduskalove 3

Oh my God !!! I laughed so hard! Thank you for this epic comment !!

nycwrestler 17

Twice the pussy, twice the fun.

martin_martian7 11
perdix 29

Reminds me of that book, "Final Threesome," by Claude Balls.

Well, it reminds me of-- Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both ass naked, banging on the. . . BATHROOM FLOOR! (psst it wasn't me)

There's a few-- but I guess you like the "butt" one.