Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor,...

By Drewbie - 13/1/2013 08:53 - United States - Park City

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

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By deathbatchickk | 8

#5322259 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:23

Nothing wrong with two pussies

By JustAGirlOnFML | 11

#5322265 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:24

Soft kitty
Warm kitty
Little ball of fur
Happy kitty
Sleepy kitty
Won't you feel my balls

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By deathbatchickk | 8

#5322259 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:23

Nothing wrong with two pussies

perdix | 29

#5322285 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:30

Except when one of the pussies has teeth . . .

and the other has teeth AND retractable claws.

hellbilly205 | 17

#5322299 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:33

Doesn't matter had sex.

cradle6 | 13

#5322352 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:53

That pussy is underage.

MrBrightside21 | 20

#5322395 - Sunday 13 January 2013 20:18

I think I saw watching a video similar to what you were saying perdix.

Turns out I was just watching Predator.

LolPieRofl | 11

#5322466 - Sunday 13 January 2013 21:31

What if it was a male kitty, then its a devils threesome! :0

Catkam623 | 27

#5322757 - Monday 14 January 2013 3:37

Aww man male kitty played with OP's hacky sacs that can't feel right.

By Jeffo193 | 13

#5322260 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:23

You were in bed with two pussies...definitely a threesome ;-)

smartman136 | 8

#5322267 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:24

Technically on the floor.

Jeffo193 | 13

#5322274 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:26

Oh, i must've misread that sentence...definitely going to get downvoted for that one...

JayFoShizzle | 4

#5322288 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:31

Gave you a sympathetic up vote Jeff, it was a funny comment regardless.

Smartdumbblonde | 27

#5322326 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:39

You mean on the floor, right?

Roevera | 14

#5322362 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:58

#32 I think we've established that already..

Jeffo193 | 13

#5322372 - Sunday 13 January 2013 20:01

There are times when the world of FML comments make little sense to me...this is one of them.

dannykilljoy | 4

#5322582 - Sunday 13 January 2013 23:53

Jeff I would just go home and take a nap at this point.

Smartdumbblonde | 27

#5322641 - Monday 14 January 2013 1:17

#39 im sorry I didn't realize that someone pointed that out already, all I did was read the comment and asked a simple question.

ZombieSnoopy | 9

#5326252 - Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:36

Shes 24 down votes in that holes been dug and its about to hit China

By ICastillo | 24

#5322261 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:23

Well OP you're doing something right. Not everybody get to have a threesome.

FastidiousPear | 6

#5322529 - Sunday 13 January 2013 22:46

It depends on hotness. The cat might've been like a 4 at best. If it was an 8 or 9, then that's a threesome worth bragging about.

By airforce987 | 20

#5322263 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:23

Funniest. Mental image. Ever.

BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5322649 - Monday 14 January 2013 1:37

You find odd things funny... o_O

By littlekellilee | 45

#5322264 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:23

I guess you're a cat person now.

randomness247 | 4

#5322518 - Sunday 13 January 2013 22:25

More like, he's a pussy person now.

Googolman | 29

#5322894 - Monday 14 January 2013 5:43

More like, he's an ailurophile now.

By JustAGirlOnFML | 11

#5322265 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:24

Soft kitty
Warm kitty
Little ball of fur
Happy kitty
Sleepy kitty
Won't you feel my balls

TheDeafWalrus | 8

#5322289 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:31

I applaud you my good sir.

annie_nk | 22

#5322300 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:33

Soft kitty, Warm kitty. Little ball of fluff. Happy kitty. Sleepy kitty. Playing with my stuff.

JustAGirlOnFML | 11

#5322319 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:37

That's nice of you, but I am not a sir.

LolFMLnot | 10

#5322386 - Sunday 13 January 2013 20:12

21 her username is "JustAGirlOnFmL".

onorexveritas | 23

#5322501 - Sunday 13 January 2013 22:03

I applaud you GirlOnFML xD

BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5322651 - Monday 14 January 2013 1:39

I think you just ruined that song for me. It's a shame I just ordered the shirt :(

Catkam623 | 27

#5322762 - Monday 14 January 2013 3:41

I ordered soft woodie but suddenly I feel the need for soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur happy kitty please don't claw my balls pur pur pur

Catkam623 | 27

#5322871 - Monday 14 January 2013 5:09

*wookie (from skippys list),

naduskalove | 3

#5324168 - Tuesday 15 January 2013 0:04

Oh my God !!! I laughed so hard! Thank you for this epic comment !!

By nycwrestler | 17

#5322266 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:24

Twice the pussy, twice the fun.

By rivaraven | 35

#5322269 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:25

If that's what you're in to..

By martin_martian7 | 11

#5322271 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:25

Can it get any better? (:

By perdix | 29

#5322272 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:25

Reminds me of that book, "Final Threesome," by Claude Balls.

Enslaved | 36

#5322470 - Sunday 13 January 2013 21:34

Well, it reminds me of--

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both ass naked, banging on the. . .
BATHROOM FLOOR!

(psst it wasn't me)

21jason | 9

#5322483 - Sunday 13 January 2013 21:43

You got the lyrics all messed up

Enslaved | 36

#5322490 - Sunday 13 January 2013 21:52

There's a few-- but I guess you like the "butt" one.