By Drewbie - 13/01/2013 08:53 - United States - Park City

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML
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Nothing wrong with two pussies

Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Won't you feel my balls


Nothing wrong with two pussies

Except when one of the pussies has teeth . . . and the other has teeth AND retractable claws.

Doesn't matter had sex.

That pussy is underage.

I think I saw watching a video similar to what you were saying perdix. Turns out I was just watching Predator.

What if it was a male kitty, then its a devils threesome! :0

Aww man male kitty played with OP's hacky sacs that can't feel right.

You were in bed with two pussies...definitely a threesome ;-)

Technically on the floor.

Oh, i must've misread that sentence...definitely going to get downvoted for that one...

Gave you a sympathetic up vote Jeff, it was a funny comment regardless.

You mean on the floor, right?

#32 I think we've established that already..

There are times when the world of FML comments make little sense to me...this is one of them.

Jeff I would just go home and take a nap at this point.

#39 im sorry I didn't realize that someone pointed that out already, all I did was read the comment and asked a simple question.

Shes 24 down votes in that holes been dug and its about to hit China

Well OP you're doing something right. Not everybody get to have a threesome.

It depends on hotness. The cat might've been like a 4 at best. If it was an 8 or 9, then that's a threesome worth bragging about.

Funniest. Mental image. Ever.

You find odd things funny... o_O

I guess you're a cat person now.

More like, he's a pussy person now.

More like, he's an ailurophile now.

Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Won't you feel my balls

I applaud you my good sir.

Soft kitty, Warm kitty. Little ball of fluff. Happy kitty. Sleepy kitty. Playing with my stuff.

That's nice of you, but I am not a sir.

21 her username is "JustAGirlOnFmL".

I applaud you GirlOnFML xD

I think you just ruined that song for me. It's a shame I just ordered the shirt :(

I ordered soft woodie but suddenly I feel the need for soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur happy kitty please don't claw my balls pur pur pur

*wookie (from skippys list),

Oh my God !!! I laughed so hard! Thank you for this epic comment !!

Twice the pussy, twice the fun.

If that's what you're in to..

Can it get any better? (:

Reminds me of that book, "Final Threesome," by Claude Balls.

Well, it reminds me of-- Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both ass naked, banging on the. . . BATHROOM FLOOR! (psst it wasn't me)

You got the lyrics all messed up

There's a few-- but I guess you like the "butt" one.