By clueless2 - 20/02/2009 15:38 - United States

By clueless2 - 20/02/2009 15:38 - United States
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Make a doctor's appt. he might have left you something to remember him by. :(
that shit is Hiiiiiiii-larious. When I am single again I'm totally gonna pull the GTA. I'm going to take your macbook too.
when you're single again? don't have much faith in your relationship eh?
nice one
LOL You are crazy.
It's my car now, biznatch.
Any story that starts out "I met the man of my dreams at a bar" is something you deserved.
agreed. OP: you are a complete idiot
Bringing a stranger into your apartment after one night of seeing him in bar? Instead of "FML my car was stolen" it should be "Thank God I wasn't raped, beaten, and left for dead."
#11 -- doesnt sound like it would have been rape. everything else applies though.
He's a fool. You know exactly what he looks like, and he stole your car. He will almost for sure get caught. I'm sure you know his name, or at least a fake name. It can go a long ways. You also have about a billion fingerprints around your house. Again, he's a fool.
I agree with #6. This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. I am going to have to remember this the next time I'm feeling burned by women. I know it sucks, but at least you brightened up my day.
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Bringing a stranger into your apartment after one night of seeing him in bar? Instead of "FML my car was stolen" it should be "Thank God I wasn't raped, beaten, and left for dead."
Any story that starts out "I met the man of my dreams at a bar" is something you deserved.