By clueless2 - 20/02/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
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Bringing a stranger into your apartment after one night of seeing him in bar? Instead of "FML my car was stolen" it should be "Thank God I wasn't raped, beaten, and left for dead."

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Edmund_Dantes 0

Any story that starts out "I met the man of my dreams at a bar" is something you deserved.

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Melanie_fml 0
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Make a doctor's appt. he might have left you something to remember him by. :(

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ThatNutellaTho 6

Breakfast In bed Maybe .. ..

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sillypun 0
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that shit is Hiiiiiiii-larious. When I am single again I'm totally gonna pull the GTA. I'm going to take your macbook too.

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munchly 17
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when you're single again? don't have much faith in your relationship eh?

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subiedude08 17

#6 are you retarded?

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Iwetmyself 0
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LOL You are crazy.

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Unsuprised 0
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It's my car now, biznatch.

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Edmund_Dantes 0

Any story that starts out "I met the man of my dreams at a bar" is something you deserved.

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genius_man16 0
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agreed. OP: you are a complete idiot

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anonymous100000 17

definitely a YDI.

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thisismyname_fml 1
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Bringing a stranger into your apartment after one night of seeing him in bar? Instead of "FML my car was stolen" it should be "Thank God I wasn't raped, beaten, and left for dead."

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sillypun 0
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#11 -- doesnt sound like it would have been rape. everything else applies though.

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Amanyyyyyy 29

You never know what goes through peoples' heads... Especially random ones you meet at a bar, who are presumably drunk.

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Seegtease 0
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He's a fool. You know exactly what he looks like, and he stole your car. He will almost for sure get caught. I'm sure you know his name, or at least a fake name. It can go a long ways. You also have about a billion fingerprints around your house. Again, he's a fool.

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jonathanbirriel 0
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I agree with #6. This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. I am going to have to remember this the next time I'm feeling burned by women. I know it sucks, but at least you brightened up my day.

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Eir_fml 1

fuck his shit up. Get him to go to jail.

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