By Anonymous - 05/02/2015 15:32 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 419
You deserved it 2 793

Same thing different taste


You know what to do. Start ripping the paper off the walls and join the movement.

To prove you're a man you wipe with your hand!

Moklon 18

My uncle actually used one of my grandmother's wash rags to wipe his ass once, tried to flush it and backed up the water. There was toilet paper too, he said he just liked the feel of the cloth

At least it's off the wall and not still on it.

This is hilarious! People tend to panic when there's no toilet paper. The crazy things a normal person would do without tp just make me laugh.

incoherentrmblr 21

Magazines and newspapers are one thing, but using wallpaper is taking it to a new level...

iShanny 13

They were helping you. now you have an excuse to get new wallpaper.

hugozac88 22

Hey you do what you need to do right? Lol

I mean in a messed up way that's pretty smart.

badluckalex 23

Flawless logic. When you run out of toilet paper you break into someone's house and use their wallpaper to wipe your ass. How is that even remotely smart?

In my defense I read that like OP had a guest over and the guest used their wallpaper when realizing there was no toilet paper. However I don't in any way support the culprit.

As a host, I would rather bring more toilet paper (or tissues, napkins, paper towels, SOMETHING) than have a guest or roommate destroy my wallpaper. Yell for help.

kewpiesuicide 29

If you're desperate enough to wipe with wallpaper, why not use your sock or your underwear? Then thrown in the trash and buy some damn toilet paper

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Lil bit of a party op? Either that or talk to any housemates.

Sounds like you're having a shitty day.