Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML
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NoOneCaresReally
| 8
You will, your mum's obviously the next noah!
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xactownife
| 7
She doesn't have very long to build her boat :o
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NoOneCaresReally
| 8
You will, your mum's obviously the next noah!
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Airman1988
| 9
Next she is going to be collecting all the pairs of animals for this ark she is building. I know where she can find a few jackasses.
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RvidxrKlvn
| 8
No-ah she ain't.
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Ddevon
| 4
Why wood she do that
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mynamesnoah
| 6
Heheh. Mynamesnoah.
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
Watch when the world decides to end with termites.
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imaginaryvoice
| 18
It's the end of the world, so you decide to build a boat?
Unless her boat can withstand all end of the world possibilities, I'm not sure I follow this.
Unless her boat can withstand all end of the world possibilities, I'm not sure I follow this.
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N3766
| 20
I thought it will be zombie apocalypse, not just a flood....
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oj101
| 33
Everyone thought Noah was crazy at first, so get the hell on her boat!
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lolfood
| 24
The world didn't end today.
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xactownife
| 7
She doesn't have very long to build her boat :o
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Stealthed
| 8
I'd question the structural integrity of a boat built by someone who cut up the family dining table for "wood".
Better let her test it first I think.
Better let her test it first I think.
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woodless_fml
| 9
#2, You are right, she doesn't, but until today she has been "analyzing the movie 2012 on how to survive and thinks that a boat is the best way" FML
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wickedninja918
| 1
If I were you I'd tell her to go to the nearest home depot.
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Bibliovore
| 26
#15 -- Not to mention someone who took the legs but left the big flat table part. *wry grin*
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Harpy20
| 24
Did she take your husband too?
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BrimfullOfAsher
| 20
Save a good two-by-four to smack her the next time that she tries to come into your house.
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NzaHaFML
| 13
You should tell her that another part of the Mayan calendar was found
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camsterjoe
| 12
But it only applies to those that haven't chopped up furniture.
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tigerisabelle
| 31
#9 - She should say that it only applies to those who aren't insane. Cuz, y'know... she's insane LOL
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equin0xx
| 6
Oh so thats what she ment when she said she wanted your dad's wood last night!
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MrForgetable
| 0
Hahaha, I laughed my ass off! Thanks for making my day!
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equin0xx
| 6
You are welcome. :)
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malfanese
| 6
Guess she really needed some wood... Too bad she wanted yours.
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NigerianMedicine
| 11
That is wrong on so many levels.
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Skinwalker131
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Well at least you'll never worry about a flood...
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CanCann
| 16
Time to take back her key.
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gmaniac93
| 7
HAHA lol your moms psycho!!!
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lilhellian
| 26
Sigh.. *bang* Put him back in the woodwork.
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
Is it completely necessary for a "haha" and an "lol" to follow each other like that?
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
Also, you're.
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
78 - Really? You are moms psycho?
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
Listen to your mother she Noahs best!
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BunchieRules
| 31
I sea what you did there. Unfortunately, in the case of a flood, I don't think OP wood want to put his life in the hands of his crazy mom.
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shushu26
| 20
Her*
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BunchieRules
| 31
32 - Apologies. I obviously didn't know what I was talking a-boat. I now predict a tidal wave of thumbs down.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Why didn't sea just ask me? I Noah guy who wood help her out.
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mercsl65
| 7
Haha I just read the post with the woods and seas an whatnot. Funny! U made my face move
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luminos77
| 3
Fail. Sea doesn't sound like she.
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LolFMLnot
| 10
The world is not gonna end. Once your mom realizes that you can have a laugh about it with your dad