Next she is going to be collecting all the pairs of animals for this ark she is building. I know where she can find a few jackasses.

No-ah she ain't.

Why wood she do that

Heheh. Mynamesnoah.

Watch when the world decides to end with termites.

It's the end of the world, so you decide to build a boat? Unless her boat can withstand all end of the world possibilities, I'm not sure I follow this.

I thought it will be zombie apocalypse, not just a flood....

Everyone thought Noah was crazy at first, so get the hell on her boat!

The world didn't end today.

I'd question the structural integrity of a boat built by someone who cut up the family dining table for "wood". Better let her test it first I think.

#2, You are right, she doesn't, but until today she has been "analyzing the movie 2012 on how to survive and thinks that a boat is the best way" FML

If I were you I'd tell her to go to the nearest home depot.

#15 -- Not to mention someone who took the legs but left the big flat table part. *wry grin*

Did she take your husband too?

Save a good two-by-four to smack her the next time that she tries to come into your house.

But it only applies to those that haven't chopped up furniture.

#9 - She should say that it only applies to those who aren't insane. Cuz, y'know... she's insane LOL

Hahaha, I laughed my ass off! Thanks for making my day!

You are welcome. :)

That is wrong on so many levels.

Sigh.. *bang* Put him back in the woodwork.

Is it completely necessary for a "haha" and an "lol" to follow each other like that?

Also, you're.

78 - Really? You are moms psycho?

I sea what you did there. Unfortunately, in the case of a flood, I don't think OP wood want to put his life in the hands of his crazy mom.

Her*

32 - Apologies. I obviously didn't know what I was talking a-boat. I now predict a tidal wave of thumbs down.

Why didn't sea just ask me? I Noah guy who wood help her out.

Haha I just read the post with the woods and seas an whatnot. Funny! U made my face move

Fail. Sea doesn't sound like she.