FML : Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she...

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Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By woodless - / Sunday 9 December 2012 15:29 / Canada - Toronto

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By NoOneCaresReally | 8

#5230724 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:45

You will, your mum's obviously the next noah!

By xactownife | 7

#5230726 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:46

She doesn't have very long to build her boat :o

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By NoOneCaresReally | 8

#5230724 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:45

You will, your mum's obviously the next noah!

Airman1988 | 9

#5230819 - Sunday 9 December 2012 07:10

Next she is going to be collecting all the pairs of animals for this ark she is building. I know where she can find a few jackasses.

RvidxrKlvn | 8

#5231069 - Sunday 9 December 2012 09:28

No-ah she ain't.

Ddevon | 4

#5231198 - Sunday 9 December 2012 10:22

Why wood she do that

mynamesnoah | 6

#5231203 - Sunday 9 December 2012 10:23

Heheh. Mynamesnoah.

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#5231497 - Monday 10 December 2012 12:50

Watch when the world decides to end with termites.

imaginaryvoice | 18

#5231619 - Monday 10 December 2012 02:29

It's the end of the world, so you decide to build a boat? Unless her boat can withstand all end of the world possibilities, I'm not sure I follow this.

N3766 | 20

#5231877 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:16

I thought it will be zombie apocalypse, not just a flood....

oj101 | 33

#5231964 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:31

Everyone thought Noah was crazy at first, so get the hell on her boat!

lolfood | 24

#5270299 - Saturday 22 December 2012 09:04

The world didn't end today.

By xactownife | 7

#5230726 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:46

She doesn't have very long to build her boat :o

Stealthed | 8

#5230789 - Sunday 9 December 2012 07:00

I'd question the structural integrity of a boat built by someone who cut up the family dining table for "wood". Better let her test it first I think.

woodless_fml | 9

#5231200 - Sunday 9 December 2012 10:23

#2, You are right, she doesn't, but until today she has been "analyzing the movie 2012 on how to survive and thinks that a boat is the best way" FML

wickedninja918 | 1

#5231247 - Sunday 9 December 2012 10:36

If I were you I'd tell her to go to the nearest home depot.

Bibliovore | 25

#5231430 - Monday 10 December 2012 12:07

#15 -- Not to mention someone who took the legs but left the big flat table part. *wry grin*

Harpy20 | 24

#5232781 - Monday 10 December 2012 08:38

Did she take your husband too?

BrimfullOfAsher | 20

#5232807 - Monday 10 December 2012 08:44

Save a good two-by-four to smack her the next time that she tries to come into your house.

By NzaHaFML | 13

#5230727 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:46

You should tell her that another part of the Mayan calendar was found

camsterjoe | 11

#5230759 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:52

But it only applies to those that haven't chopped up furniture.

tigerisabelle | 31

#5236212 - Tuesday 11 December 2012 03:53

#9 - She should say that it only applies to those who aren't insane. Cuz, y'know... she's insane LOL

By equin0xx | 6

#5230729 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:46

Oh so thats what she ment when she said she wanted your dad's wood last night!

MrForgetable | 0

#5230982 - Sunday 9 December 2012 08:43

Hahaha, I laughed my ass off! Thanks for making my day!

equin0xx | 6

#5231421 - Monday 10 December 2012 12:04

You are welcome. :)

By malfanese | 6

#5230736 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:47

Guess she really needed some wood... Too bad she wanted yours.

NigerianMedicine | 11

#5230761 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:52

That is wrong on so many levels.

By Skinwalker131 | 5

#5230745 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:49

Well at least you'll never worry about a flood...

By CanCann | 16

#5230755 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:51

Time to take back her key.

By gmaniac93 | 7

#5230757 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:51

HAHA lol your moms psycho!!!

lilhellian | 26

#5230890 - Sunday 9 December 2012 07:42

Sigh.. *bang* Put him back in the woodwork.

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5231368 - Sunday 9 December 2012 11:27

Is it completely necessary for a "haha" and an "lol" to follow each other like that?

Sandsh8rk | 36

#5231547 - Monday 10 December 2012 01:35

Also, you're.

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5232530 - Monday 10 December 2012 06:03

78 - Really? You are moms psycho?

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#5230765 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:54

Listen to your mother she Noahs best!

BunchieRules | 31

#5230831 - Sunday 9 December 2012 07:14

I sea what you did there. Unfortunately, in the case of a flood, I don't think OP wood want to put his life in the hands of his crazy mom.

shushu26 | 20

#5230858 - Sunday 9 December 2012 07:24

Her*

BunchieRules | 31

#5230889 - Sunday 9 December 2012 07:41

32 - Apologies. I obviously didn't know what I was talking a-boat. I now predict a tidal wave of thumbs down.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#5230894 - Sunday 9 December 2012 07:46

Why didn't sea just ask me? I Noah guy who wood help her out.

mercsl65 | 7

#5231151 - Sunday 9 December 2012 10:03

Haha I just read the post with the woods and seas an whatnot. Funny! U made my face move

luminos77 | 3

#5232694 - Monday 10 December 2012 07:24

Fail. Sea doesn't sound like she.

By LolFMLnot | 10

#5230775 - Sunday 9 December 2012 06:55

The world is not gonna end. Once your mom realizes that you can have a laugh about it with your dad

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