By Anonymous - United States
Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

I'll bet you called the cops telling them a big, fat shadow is terrorizing you when you, in fact, have a perfectly shapely figure and cannot possibly can be casting such a shapeless, saggy silhouette.

  willosh_fml  |  0;_ylu=X3oDMTByc2FtNTRpBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDNgRjb2xvA2FjMgR2dGlkAw--/SIG=12r9d18pd/EXP=1256742418/**http%3a//

so its not peter pan syndrome
im trying to figure out how it is called


I am impressed, willosh. Most people on the FML site would just tell me, "It's not Peter Pan syndrome. Go DIAF and say hi to Hilter for me!" without citing a reference.

By  owlowl  |  0

This sounds exactly like something I would do. But please never say "actually literally" ever again. Choose one or the other, don't use both.