FML : Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was...

Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 October 2009 04:22 / United States

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By padlarf | 14

#641261 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:37

So you were startled by something, and you didn't know what is was, yet you continued showering instead of finding out?

By SaintJimmy | 0

#641267 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:42

Damn, six more weeks of winter.

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By padlarf | 14

#641261 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:37

So you were startled by something, and you didn't know what is was, yet you continued showering instead of finding out?

MLB6 | 2

#642267 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:05

ok explain how u get shadows in a shower unless u showerr in the park right by your house naked.

AlexZB | 0

#643428 - Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:17

"actually literally" enough with the adverbs!

blankaex | 0

#1404500 - Tuesday 14 September 2010 16:43

I know, right, 47?

Actually, literally afraid? Too good to just be afraid?

By SaintJimmy | 0

#641267 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:42

Damn, six more weeks of winter.

kukopia | 0

#641444 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:58

LOLERED!!

omghehehe | 0

#641777 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:28

hahahahha

mon_e_mons | 0

#646771 - Friday 30 October 2009 23:06

XD awesome.

By iamseamonster | 0

#641271 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:47

Are you relatively slow in mental development?

By The_Advice_Guy | 0

#641274 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:50

That's perfectly fine,however you can't let your shadow know that you're afraid or it will make you it's bitch.YOU TEACH THAT SHADOW WHO'S IN CHARGE!

By nokillnobeepbeep | 0

#641278 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:54

"If there's something weird and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters! "

By omghehehe | 0

#641281 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:56

LMAO! Poor U :D

By perdix | 29

#641304 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 13:32

I'll bet you called the cops telling them a big, fat shadow is terrorizing you when you, in fact, have a perfectly shapely figure and cannot possibly can be casting such a shapeless, saggy silhouette.

HJB | 0

#641572 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:55

Huh?

omghehehe | 0

#641772 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 20:25

:D Ur funny!!!! hahahhaha (resp to perdix)

By Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#641305 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 13:33

I believe this is known as "Peter Pan" syndrome.

willosh_fml | 0

#641458 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:07

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu8aSDOdKQ9AAkSVXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTByc2FtNTRpBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDNgRjb2xvA2FjMgR2dGlkAw--/SIG=12r9d18pd/EXP=1256742418/**http%3a//www.evanbailyn.com/index.php/article/what_is_peter_pan_syndrome/

so its not peter pan syndrome
im trying to figure out how it is called

Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#641553 - Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:34

I am impressed, willosh. Most people on the FML site would just tell me, "It's not Peter Pan syndrome. Go DIAF and say hi to Hilter for me!" without citing a reference.