By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML
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padlarf 14
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So you were startled by something, and you didn't know what is was, yet you continued showering instead of finding out?

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SaintJimmy 0
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Damn, six more weeks of winter.

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padlarf 14
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So you were startled by something, and you didn't know what is was, yet you continued showering instead of finding out?

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MLB6 2
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ok explain how u get shadows in a shower unless u showerr in the park right by your house naked.

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AlexZB 0
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"actually literally" enough with the adverbs!

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blankaex 0
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I know, right, 47? Actually, literally afraid? Too good to just be afraid?

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SaintJimmy 0
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Damn, six more weeks of winter.

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mon_e_mons 0

XD awesome.

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iamseamonster 0
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Are you relatively slow in mental development?

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The_Advice_Guy 0
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That's perfectly fine,however you can't let your shadow know that you're afraid or it will make you it's bitch.YOU TEACH THAT SHADOW WHO'S IN CHARGE!

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nokillnobeepbeep 0
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"If there's something weird and it don't look good Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! "

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omghehehe 0
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LMAO! Poor U :D

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perdix 29

I'll bet you called the cops telling them a big, fat shadow is terrorizing you when you, in fact, have a perfectly shapely figure and cannot possibly can be casting such a shapeless, saggy silhouette.

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omghehehe 0
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:D Ur funny!!!! hahahhaha (resp to perdix)

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
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I believe this is known as "Peter Pan" syndrome.

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willosh_fml 0

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0geu8aSDOdKQ9AAkSVXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTByc2FtNTRpBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDNgRjb2xvA2FjMgR2dGlkAw--/SIG=12r9d18pd/EXP=1256742418/**http%3a//www.evanbailyn.com/index.php/article/what_is_peter_pan_syndrome/ so its not peter pan syndrome im trying to figure out how it is called

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
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I am impressed, willosh. Most people on the FML site would just tell me, "It's not Peter Pan syndrome. Go DIAF and say hi to Hilter for me!" without citing a reference.

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owlowl 0
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This sounds exactly like something I would do. But please never say "actually literally" ever again. Choose one or the other, don't use both.

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Funambulist 0

LOL, and FYL xD

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