Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend started a six month jail stint. The last thing he gave me was his phone, on which I discovered $30,000 in credit card debt. Why didn’t I go after the guy who went to dental uni? FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
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AliceSaysFYL 0
YDI for paying for him
iR0ckSkinnys 3
He's a jerk. You don't need him anyway op!
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Comments (131)
Afghanprince 0
ouch....
thor89 0
thread jackers RULE
ZleveL 0
it hurts. it definetly hurts.
DaveP 0
turns out not expensive enough? he's in jail
skroal 7
YDI for living in Alaska.
islandjew247 0
I guess not. ♥
VegasSkiess 0
lol well u got jipped cuz he still went to jail anyway. did u think money would bind u guys?
sixtimessix 0
14 is correct.
beautikill 4
he found someone else.... on the inside!! besides he prolly dint wana cheat on u while he was in there!
lionandthelamb61 9
and I thought text message breakups were the worst, this just in: bullet proof glass breakups. you should tell him that after this he better pray they don't let him out
YayAmerica 0
The alternative was being with a guy with a record. The OPs name was "Beaten". I don't know if that has anything to do with your boyfriend's jail sentence or not, OP, but I'm pretty sure you're better off without him. Maybe in the future you'll be more careful with your financial generosity toward the opposite sex.
pwincessa23 1
YDI for paying for his lawyer. it's not like he's your husband and even then if he needs a lawyer then you should probably reconsider the relashionship.
pwincessa23 1
YDI for paying for his lawyer. it's not like he's your husband and even then if he needs a lawyer then you should probably reconsider the relashionship.
awsomechick212 0
wow sucks for you op
Superdestroyer1 0
you derserve it for not being a lesbian
Janglur476 0
you are all dumb. it sounds to me that she just paid for the expensive lawyer to get him out of jail. that or she worded the sentence backwards...
ruby84 1
what did you expect from a man who can't support himself financially (cuz u had to pay the lawyer), a man who is a criminal and bad enough to get arrested and put away for four months and need an expensive lawyer! you dumb girl you
onelove222 0
all of you guys sound stupid as hell. You go to jail first untill your court date and then you and your LAWYER go to court. If found guilty you then go to prison.
DocBastard 38
YDI for not breaking up with him first when he went in 4 months ago.
Massdebater 1
jail sentences are dealbreakers. ydi for staying with that ass...
alex31590_fml 0
what does alaska has to do with jail?
myworld99 0
ummm ydi for dating some kind of criminal.
IgniteCS 0
its funny because he just wanted your money its funny cause he left you for a dude its funny cause he is now gay
TheShay 0
maybe he found out that he likes the ****
bamditzki 0
what a mofo...
cupcake147 0
well do you really want to go out with that douche? he must have done something bad or else his jail time would not have been so long. why did you even pay for the lawyer I. the first place? I would have dumped him when I found out he was on jail.
GlacierNerd 2
What's wrong with living in Alaska? I love living there
xpainx 1
you deserve it for knowingly haven had a criminal boyfriend....wow....idiot
iR0ckSkinnys 3
He's a jerk. You don't need him anyway op!
Cat_Daniels 6
IKR? I would have dump him cause he was dumb enough to have to go to jail.
andrew935 0
thats some messed up crap, you will find better. :)
AliceSaysFYL 0
YDI for paying for him
AliceSaysFYL 0
^for the lawyer I mean
black_knight402 0
sorry to be the bearer of nad news but he's found another man
AliceSaysFYL 0
Um... okay
ohthebloodygore 16
YDI for dating someone in jail. C'mon it's not like he was in there for helping his grandmum cross the street, He's probably a world class con and he just conned you
RecklessJellyBea 7
He was only in jail four months...
Arsonnist 3
Is she supposed to just break up with him once he gets into jail? I assume she knew the reason. Either way, she shouldn't have paid for the lawyer.
ElMundio87 0
11 I'd break up with him, it's called having standards
Arsonnist 3
Well I was just trusting that op was still with him for a reason. Like something he didn't do. But maybe I'm wrong and she is just weird.
redbluegreen 40
Having had a best friend in jail, I can say that not everyone in jail is a piece of scum. Sometimes people break the law because they were doing something like defending themselves, defending a loved one, or trying to simply survive. Not everyone is lucky enough to avoid dangerous positions. You can love someone who does something wrong as well.
letmeinplease 0
^^ True, buuuuuuuuuuuuuut... a hell of a lot of people are in there for short sentences because they acted like a dick. And I say short sentences, cause they're the kind of ones dickheads commit crimes for which they think are worth the risk. And since this douche dumped her as soon as he was out and asked her to pay his lawyer fees, we can assume he's definitely a ********. He probably only stayed with her so someone would visit.
oohlalaaliya 0
Ew, that does suck :/ noone really knows anything about anyone. Lesson learned OP.
JokeMeister 0
You must be horrible for him to choose celibacy instead of you.. or he's not as celibate in jail as you think!!
SkateOrDie686 0
And I'm sure he's very grateful of you for paying for his very expensive lawyer :)
superbadd 0
38, well that's true, BUT I say that dude makes the look work,
ohthebloodygore 16
44- no one can make the Justin look work, not even Justin.
anthaz_fml 0
poopoo cachoo?
SkateOrDie686 0
How do you know Justin Bieber doesn't dress and look like me? hmm? :) His music sucks D:
Mauskau 35
I agree with the glowing kitty girl
anthaz_fml 0
hehehe
abalgatti 0
there was probably a good reason that he was in jail that long and your the stupid betch that sprung him free
TaylorTotsYumm 10
He probably likes getting it up the bum, from his cell mates, too much.