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Same thing different taste
It's just liquid fun
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Slippery slope
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Someone's flying too high on their broom.
Butterbeer has no alcohol. My guess would be Mead, which is alcoholic, and mentioned in HP. Please don't pay attention to the kid who spent his childhood reading HP and still remembers useless trivia like the previous statement.
10 your trying to make 1 look bad but u just look like a complete nerd giving useless fictional facts, get a life...
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ohh okay yeahh i think he totally was 16 :)
Bloody Hell, op! Do you wand to snitch or would that just start an unnecessary Quirrel between you too. If she's Lupin' back around to where she was before AA maybe... uh yeah I got nothin.(:
18 - Oh, ok. Now i don't feel that nerdy lol
21 - Not bad of a pun there, it was quite magical.
Can anyone else see the two "of" before the AA?
Firewhisky is mentioned much more often than mead.
You know, #10, for the cleverest witch of your age, you can be a real dumbass. Oooh, ten points to Dumbledore!
66 - hahahah nicccee :D
rip off of a very potter musical tho nice :)
butterbeer DOES have alcohol. its just not strong enough to affect humans. remember winky the house elf got wasted from it in the 5th book?
#66 Don't be such a bitch.
There is a little bit alcohol in butterbeer #10 because in the fourth book Winky gets drunk from it
muggles: they're everywhere, tryin to steal my whiskey.
it's the work of the devil
I say Im a saiyan in not drunk
Haha I'm guessing you watched Harry Potter?
U mean firewhiskey. Duh
fyl.... simple as that
your moms cooooool !
or maybe ashton you just need to lighten the **** up... i only live once so im gna do and say what please me and not listen about bitches like u :)
You, my friend, should try brushing up on your spelling. : /
Heyy everybody calm down! Or else...
well they ARE muggles
Good point. If she were drunk, she'd have been seeing wizards everywhere.
You look like Ginny Weasley!
she is o_O
she is !! and wow ginny your bloody beautiful!! O.o
I totally agree that she looks somewhat like Ginny.
I don't think Alastor would go around calling people muggles
Your moms an alcoholic. I also stated the obvious.
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I believe they saw it at the movies
obviously they were watching Ferris Bueller's day off.
At least she didn't bring a wand and start "Expelliarmus!"ing people...
#102 hahahahaha this was gunny
*funny, i think my iPhone wanted some sort of stupid pun
Sounds dirty
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Someone's been drinking a bit too much butterbeer.
muggles: they're everywhere, tryin to steal my whiskey.