By Kilimanjaro - 03/04/2012 04:41 - France
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Or maybe we're underestimating their intellect
Animals are smart too ya know. They have a brain just like us. Who knows, they could be smarter than some idiots out there. Wouldn't doubt that with this society.
Put sticky tape on the veranda. Sticky side facing up.
Should of got a Falcon.
French pigeons: they'll troll the **** out of you.
Double sided tape?! No. Show them you ain't playing, purchase a pellet gun.
OR get some bread, get some gun powder, and make bread balls filled with gun powder. It reacts with a birds stomach acid as they fly away. they will flap their wings about 10 times then you will have your own messy fireworks. Change the score a little.
Time to invest into a BB gun. Show them the wrath of the .177 lol
Hey 103, so they ****** up. You really don't have to go ahead and call them an idiot. So not all of us are completely experienced with "basic" biology. Boo-hoo..
No, he has a point, it is something you learn in elementary school. Mammals produce milk.
103- mammals are also the "only" ones to give live births... Except for the mammals that don't, and the reptiles that do (the platypus and the blue tongued skink, for example). There are ALWAYS exceptions, and it wouldn't actually surprise me to hear of a bird that produces milk. So don't go calling people idiots for supposedly not knowing basic biology when clearly, you're no better.
Time for the pellet gun!
Just shoot the damn things! If it flys it dies! Hahaha
I have hollow points haha. They don't fly away
or the .22 would certainly keep those pesky flying mice at bay. OP should look into those Varmint Grenade bullets to simplify clean up.
You must shoot all 200 flying rats!
Pigeons vs Human: to be continued...
"Haha, that idiotic human thinks he can get rid of us. Bitch, please."
Oh yeah. Thanks x)
Spray a hose at them, this way you don't have a chance at damaging your objects and they gtfo.
If she broke a window doing this I am assuming she was inside, and I think I am the only one who keeps a hose on hand inside my house...
Some people are capable of opening a door and leaving the house. Just saying.
Awkward moment when OP realises the pigeons aren't real and are models left by a previous resident...
That awkward moment when you realize it's "realize" not "realise."
I can't imagine how one knock can break a window. Unless there's metal in your hands. Are you wolverine by any chance? *checks gender* Ah, looks like that answers my question.
She could be X-23.
Their revenge will be ******** all over your veranda, your car, and you whenever you walk outside. Never **** with a pigeon. Never.
Or any bird, they can swoop and peck you.. And hit on your head if they wish!
*shit. I blame my spelling mistake if you all don't find it funny.
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"Haha, that idiotic human thinks he can get rid of us. Bitch, please."
Pigeons vs Human: to be continued...