By Me - 26/11/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 537
You deserved it 3 354

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

What took them so long? Slackers!! My neighbors have been blaring Christmas carols since Labor Day.

Oh, you have THOSE neighbors. I'm sorry.


xosportsgirl14x 8

This reminds me of Deck the Halls. You should make your house visible...from SPACE!

SirObvious 1

It will be a Christmas miracle if the house doesn't catch fire by then...

xoconnie 8

dont hate. xmas only comes once a year!!!!! wheres ur spirit????!!!!!! lighten up madison avenue.

XenaWP 6

Its bad luck to do Christmas shit this early. I hope their house burns down for you op. :)

#38 Christmas spirit?.. Oh you mean rum, vodka or whiskey .. I'd love to go soak in a vat of Christmas spirit ;-)

RawrNom 0

sucks to be you! take out one light and they will all go out aha. :)

TheDrifter 23

That doesn't work on the new lights, I vote hatchet to the power line coming into their house.

Yeah... one of you geniuses ought to do that.

slinginmac14 0

Bolt cutters work better. Yeah, and make sure they dont have the grips either....

RawrNom 0

ahh damn. in that case, get the hatchet and the bolt cutters :)

truebrotrue 7

Put up even more decorations than them,be the chevy chase of your neighborhood

slushpup9696 12

I doubt they'll do that for 29 consecutive days though.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

You'd think, but there's all sorts of weirdos in this world, as strongly evidenced by the internet.

TheDrifter 23

Care to make a wager? I delight in torturing my neighbors with my holiday spirit. I start early October and hit every holiday through Easter in a nonstop barrage, when one is done I decorate for the next.

I would have doubted that anyone would do that anyway, but people have issues.

perdix 29

What took them so long? Slackers!! My neighbors have been blaring Christmas carols since Labor Day.

slushpup9696 12

I've been going since last Christmas.

perdix 29

After Christmas, I prepare for April Fools' Day and sing foolish music for 3 solid months and a few days as I ready my pranks and jokes. Then, it's 2 months of Taps before Memorial Day. All summer, I get ready for Labor Day with union strike chants and "Take this job and shove it." I get evicted and shot at with surprising frequency.

I've noticed that you comment on a lot of FML post.

bitchslapped22 14

perdix is my fml site hero. His posts are always entertaining.

BrianAlarcon 0

Oh, you have THOSE neighbors. I'm sorry.

KiddNYC1O 20

What a shame it would be if an "accident" should befall their decorations...wink wink.