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  TheDrifter  |  23

Care to make a wager? I delight in torturing my neighbors with my holiday spirit. I start early October and hit every holiday through Easter in a nonstop barrage, when one is done I decorate for the next.

  perdix  |  29

After Christmas, I prepare for April Fools' Day and sing foolish music for 3 solid months and a few days as I ready my pranks and jokes. Then, it's 2 months of Taps before Memorial Day. All summer, I get ready for Labor Day with union strike chants and "Take this job and shove it."

I get evicted and shot at with surprising frequency.