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You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass

Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.

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You deserve better OP. He sounds like an ass

Now wait, I've heard of people misleading others about their looks. So maybe OP lied or mislead about how she looked. Just saying. . .

With you on this one, girls really like Photoshop

"uglier than he remembered" implies that he had seen her before.

46-seems op is a male.

And from what I gather, a little butt hurt.

Oops I didn't even notice that

Oops, I meant she

Oh shoot sorry. Typed before I actually processed what I was typing. HE*

To hell with the lot of you. A gay dude, being butt hurt. Stuck up turds. Get over yourselves youre here to laugh at others. This aint club sympathy.

Now he'll be your long distance douche bag.

How would that work? I don't think gals would like driving across state just to clean out their nether region.. Unless perhaps that's the best douche around and they don't feel comfortable using the douches around town. Hmm.. I'll ponder this over for a minute..

A long-distance douche bag is the best kind of douche bag.

Long distance EX douche bag

No, he's still a douche bag.

I'm only favoriting this FML because of this comment.

It's called aging

yea, you really age a lot in 8 months.

You age about 8 months, yes.

#26 You sir, are a genius.

I don't know fellas, maybe OP let himself go or went on an 8 month meth binge. If you'd go on an 8 month meth ride by the time you're finished an 18 year old would look like 50 year old. Stop smoking meth, OP. It's bad, very, very bad.

Well if he was doing meth before, I'd hate to see what he does when he's depressed after all of this.

You dodged a bullet there. He seems like an asshole to me.

that boy needs to tested for alzhimers. I bet you're beautiful :) don't let one dick ruin your day.

Why do people say this? You've never met OP, they could be horrifically ugly for all you know.

Glad someone said it.

#82 yeah why be nice and reassuring when you can just be a dick..

Are you fucking serious 82? Your comment made me so mad that it actually drove me to the point in logging into my ancient account just to tell you how much of an asshole you are. Every single person is beautiful in their own way. Not everyone is a shallow dick like you or the OP's ex.

82, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There's no certain mold of beautiful.

THAT'S why, #82. Because there will always be at least on person in the world that sees you as beautiful. They could be the person closest to you, or someone who happened to pass you on the street and took a second look because they HAD to see that beauty just one more time before they went on with their day, a little bit happier than before.

How do you know that they"re not ugly to you though you said you bet their beautiful so tell me you've never seen them you know km nothing of their personality or history But they're beautiful to you?

he told you that? he could've said he didn't want a long distance relationship or something, you deserve better so don't worry about that a-hole

Wow. "Uglier" implies he thought you were ugly to begin with. You don't need that shit.

He must be so good looking right

False. He has the face of a complete douche bag who needs a chainsaw shoved down his throat.

...do you guys not notice that i was implying that who is he to judge op's looks when he himself has flaws smh

You don't need an ass like him. Go out there and find yourself a new guy. There are plenty of guys who will treat you better than he did. I bet there are even some in your area too!

I'm sure he's Johnny Depp.

How does that even make sense?

She's implying that who is he to judge her appearance