Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
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Mirorbo
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I hope you're not going to blame your best friend for it, darling. As shocking as the news is, it's in the past.
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hichbg_fml
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The question is : were they also best friends?
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Mirorbo
| 26
I hope you're not going to blame your best friend for it, darling. As shocking as the news is, it's in the past.
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whatchutalkinbou
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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missmontreal97
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no don't get revenge but it's the past and I don't think you two will murder eachother. but your bestfriend should know.
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EffinAhole
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#1 darling. BAH!
Op this is freakin awesome not FML! Just laugh about it and move on dude!
Op this is freakin awesome not FML! Just laugh about it and move on dude!
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Renesaga
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OP's name is "cantstoplaughing"
I'm pretty sure she's just as entertained by this as we are.
I'm pretty sure she's just as entertained by this as we are.
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EffinAhole
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not everyones screen name is connected with their FML... just sayin
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Renesaga
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I know that. But generally, it is.
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FrenchToast94
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roflmao #14 zombieland quote!! love that movie!
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zach5432
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this isn't an fyl or ydi. it's more like well. that sucks.
move on
move on
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emo_fail_child
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well um that's nice :D
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ThePwnapple
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That's awesome. Why is it an FML!
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biass
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Declare vendetta
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blankaex
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Then your grandfather killed his grandfather, then his father killed your father. Now you need to kill him to keep up the pattern.
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paprikacha
| 9
This is a novel that hasn't been written yet. XD
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FunnyWeasel
| 7
whoa...I love to hear more. Not about the murder but the background behind it.
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KingDingALing
| 9
The novel would go something like this....
"The day I figured out that my best friend's great grandfather killed my great grandfather, I immediately started planning my revenge...
I planned to kill him. I went to his house with a knife that night, climbed in through his window, and shoved that knife up his ass."
"The day I figured out that my best friend's great grandfather killed my great grandfather, I immediately started planning my revenge...
I planned to kill him. I went to his house with a knife that night, climbed in through his window, and shoved that knife up his ass."
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ERich331
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I love how this isn't an FML at all
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iHOOT4Hooters
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Just hope that history doesn't repeat itself.
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Kill his dog
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drummerforever
| 0
lol ^win
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boyguydudemalema
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you've just became her bitch now.
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lox392
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Vendeta!!!! Vendeta!!!
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Elizabeth123654
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Darling this, darling that, just stop it, you retard. Your not the Queen, for Christ's sake. Stop acting like you are.
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moSpice
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65 damn nigha
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Barn312009
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then kill his ass, make it even
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i_luv_dogs
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That's more like an fml for your great grandfather.
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people_annoy_me
| 23
#162 Looks like someone's on their period...
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dodo97
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oh wow! that must suck!!:((
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EffinAhole
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exactly
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maddieclaire
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2-that's the reason it's on fml... your name seems appropriate for your comment
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z620
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maybe he had it coming
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lolx7
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that's awkward
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lolx7
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that's awkward
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gozar_fml
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One of the most intriguing fml's ever - it would be interesting to know more.
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gottrythis
| 0
what if he was bang his wife at the same time what more is there? hes long gone
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fuckmrsoftee
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you know history repeats itself right.....so she has a chance to things right by killing her best friend if it comes to that. I dunno, I'm pretty hungry someone should make me a sandwich
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masqu123
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"please, tell me more."
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suzyrobertsxo
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If this is an FML why is your name 'cantstoplaughing' ?
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ruby84
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hahahhaha great family you got there. I hope they didn't pass on that specific gene to you.
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smart16314
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OP's great grandfather was murdered. Are you implying that OP is genetically predisposed to being murdered?
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Tikwichka
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Idiot.
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MissErikaHart
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I like ur pic #4. it made me lol
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ruby84
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Shut your fucking ugly mouth Tikwichka.
Thanks MissErika, glad it made you laugh.
Thanks MissErika, glad it made you laugh.
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Tikwichka
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Not until you cease the stupidity. Do you honestly think being murdered is a genetic trait? How would the gene survive? Even if you were trying to be funny you still come across as an idiot!
As for an ugly mouth, you are the one stooping to foul language, so who has the ugly mouth now?
As for an ugly mouth, you are the one stooping to foul language, so who has the ugly mouth now?
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biass
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Actually Tikwicha's mouth isn't ugly at all... she actually has a pretty smile 8D
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ruby84
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go fuck yourself, I really have no time to sit & argue with you. just move along, bitch
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TahoeFMler
| 22
But you wrote 3 times. That indicates you DO or did have time to sit and argue! It's ok though to realize you phrased your comment wrong though. There are even tactful way you can STILL laugh it off!
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FFML_314
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Why do you people get so angry?
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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"How would the gene survive?" has to be one of my favorite questions asked on FML. :]
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GEFStryker
| 28
Bloody epic fail. Thanks for the laugh, you really brightened my day.
I was feeling kind of down because I mucked up some exchange rates and traded for a loss, but you just reminded me that there's always stupider people then myself in this world.
Cheers
I was feeling kind of down because I mucked up some exchange rates and traded for a loss, but you just reminded me that there's always stupider people then myself in this world.
Cheers
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boyguydudemalema
| 0
*more stupid, stupid
and Tikwichka's smile is just average/normal.
and Tikwichka's smile is just average/normal.
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Freeze_fml
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Avenge your family.
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zach5432
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go to anger management
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illmatic2
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I agree with Freeze.
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bh0p
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haha Comic series in the making!
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Mylifeskool
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hahahaha freeze. AVENGEEEEE
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JrPeru14
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revenge!!!!
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TheOriginalKyrs
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"my name is inigo montoya... "(sp?)
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molil_4810
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bahahahahaha watch out:0
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stevenmx86
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That's actually a really interesting finding op... Nice job
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FFML_314
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Carry a knife around. Just in case.
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pedosmurf
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Gun>to ops knife
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Richisme
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Maybe you'll die too OP.
Yeauh!
Yeauh!
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lalala2589
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Yeah, you may not have known, but your beat friend is going to kill you. Gotta keep the tradition alive.
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BiggerThenUrs
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what's op mean
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musicloverxo26
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op means original poster
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Cjw1220
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Actually, it means orange penguin
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iiiLoveeeYouuu
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Woah! That sucks. :O Haha did you tell your best friend? :P
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DuckOnAStick
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Oh I love you too. (:
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Ambaayyy
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Obviously, how else would op know it was the great grandfather