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By Unfortunate - / Monday 8 October 2012 00:24 / United States - Bellevue
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No, not the clap, it was chlymidia! Oh wait, you meant--? Ah. Awkward.

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  kut17  |  11

Don't have sex. Don't have sex standing up. Don't have sex in the missionary position. Just...don't have sex, okay? Now everybody take some rubbers.

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Boo, you whore. ;)

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Oh he'll no!!' I did not leave the project for this!!! -swings bat around-

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  Kypopz  |  9

Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!

By  lacespace  |  8

Ah fuck that's a good way to screw up your sexuality all together. You're now the girl who requires full scale STD test results before getting frisky. Which isn't actually a bad thing. Lessons learned, class dismissed?

By  Blue329  |  15

Atleast you will have a funny/messed up story to tell when you are older

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  KittahMonster  |  20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  torbey  |  23

If anything OP is lucky that she realised that she had contracted it so that it can be treated. Sometimes chlamydia goes untreated because the symptoms aren't obvious. If it is left untreated it can cause infertility in females. Consider yourself lucky OP! Although FYL for the circumstances.

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  FMLKitten  |  15

36- Condoms are the ONLY birth control method to stop you from getting STDs when used. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to learn this in Sex-Ed around middle school. But as Doc said, it's not guaranteed.

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Are you a complete retard or did you mom drop you on your head as a baby? Wow.

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  MissMae93  |  23

36 - I'm worried that at 27 year old, you still believe condoms don't help in protecting you from contracting an STD/STI. Did you skip all your health classes in high school, per chance?

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  torbey  |  23

72- my name is a slight variation from my real name (torbet.) So, unfortunately no. But that would be awesome finding out something like that this way!

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  Drigr  |  8

Makes you wonder if she used a condom. This FML is missing that part. Did miss nerdy girl go and lose her virginity having unprotected sex? Cause at that point, I would have to make a hard decision on YDI or not..

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  simonsaysYDI  |  8

98 - Ahh well even schools with it end up with that. We didn't have sex-Ed until our Sophomore year, so 15/16, had like 4 pregnant Freshman when I was a Senior, was absolutely appalled. We also had girls get pregnant after taking the course sooo, some people just can't be helped.

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  IscoreOnU  |  19

In 1 go!

By  pbonham  |  22

I was in such a bad mood and now I'm not so thank you for making me happy by sharing your misfortune :)

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