Miscellaneous: Take the W

I'm not trying to be depressing, but in reality 11 is right. There just isn't enough room for EVERYONE to be a winner, and plus many aren't given the opportunity to be winners. However, the harder you try the farther you'll go. :)

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Thursday 19 January 2012 2:50

We're all winners!

csickcman 11

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:27

So, a winner has a low self-esteem? Damn. I've got it all wrong.

AnonymousTroll 2

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Thursday 19 January 2012 3:47

Charlie Sheen is always winning!

unitedfan11 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:50

Everyone CAN be a winner. It just depends on what people perceive a winner to be. Some people see a doctor as a winner but others see a manager at McDonalds as a winner. Don't worry OP, the only person that can stop you from being a winner is yourself. It depends on what you perceive as a winner.

skata 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:42

were all born winners

bagginzy 14

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Thursday 19 January 2012 6:38

OP, you're easily the most amazing person I know, now go out there and have a great day!!

ladyLALAA 28

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Thursday 19 January 2012 13:33

Yes, I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

sk8rchick97 0

Friday 20 January 2012 2:15

Go on YouTube, listen to Justin Bieber. Feel good that your voice is deeper than his. Your welcome!

ajswigg 0

Friday 20 January 2012 5:01

That is pretty darn cute lol

fadingfaith 4

Friday 20 January 2012 7:22

What if it's not?

jacob4592 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:20

Lmao that's the same thing I was hearing

Geneside 8

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:27

Lol

borkchop1992 15

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:29

All you need is a little sugah to boost that

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Thursday 19 January 2012 1:42

drawmesunshine 17

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:57

I'm pretty sure he's hitting on OP, but in a really creepy way..

silentbutfunny 0

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Friday 20 January 2012 6:24

Creepy? I find it oddly arousing (Sarcasm)

marmlr339 14

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Thursday 19 January 2012 0:29

Well maybe you should work on improving your self esteem!! It may be difficult and take time, but it'll be worth it!

SecretMe00 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:19

Cookies!!! The irony in this all is that cookies make you fat which lowers self esteem... It's a continuous fuck in the ass.

BayleeWasHere 1

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:29

Yes, yes it is.

breeY0 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:53

hush

TheRealBrianGrif 7

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Thursday 19 January 2012 0:30

... In bed

monkeysareyummy 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:52

You could literally add "in bed" at the end of every fortune and it makes it x10 hilarious.

whosays1 7

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:58

To make it 20X funnier, you say in bed, naked

j_cat187 19

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Thursday 19 January 2012 7:38

You will have a very successful career, ...in bed.

eminemop 0

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Thursday 19 January 2012 8:01

~ read in Brians voice ~

loller27 6

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:30

At least it was coming from a cookie.

marmlr339 14

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Thursday 19 January 2012 0:32

But it did come from a cookie...

angrymexican 8

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Thursday 19 January 2012 0:55

That's what he said...

tanneriscool 2

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Thursday 19 January 2012 1:28

Confused people... Smh.

Glitterhinoceros 14

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:31

Buy a lifetime supply of fortune cookies, so whenever you're feeling sad, you get a compliment and a cookie c:

justin0562 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:27

Call me 12396005636

thethatoneguy_21 4

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Thursday 19 January 2012 7:29

I love fortune cookies, except when I ask for one at a Japanese restaraunt and get cussed out because apparently they're a Chinese thing.......

TheLoneWandererX 2

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Saturday 21 January 2012 0:51

In bed?

Shelta957 13

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Thursday 19 January 2012 0:38

What's wrong with a compliment from a cookie??

Poser1337 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:33

Nothing. Just don't trust the cookie.

Cryptic_Equinox 0

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Thursday 19 January 2012 14:57

89- thats the cake you shouldnt be trusting.

Pelreskovich 11

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Thursday 19 January 2012 0:40

But at least you're a winner!

Nearly

Today, like yesterday, I've read so many FMLs that the randoms are repeating and I know that I've voted on at least a few of same ones everyday. And I'll probably do it tomorrow. And the next day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3

You deserved it 5

Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46

You deserved it 38

Spicy

Today, after I hooked up with a guy the other night and we had lots of fun, (or so I thought), I woke up to a text saying, “I feel worthless and disgusting after having sex.” He said he was a virgin and he’s a Christian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 397

You deserved it 85

Today, I caught my cousin's husband ogling me at a party. I decided to talk to him, but each time he'd avoid me. Eventually I confronted him about staring at me; he then pointed at the front of my dress, my nipple had slightly snuck out of my low-cut dress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 253

You deserved it 934

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