Take the W

By FML - 18/01/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said, "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is that low. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 698
You deserved it 4 752

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Not everyone can be a winner. Feel honored.

Buy a lifetime supply of fortune cookies, so whenever you're feeling sad, you get a compliment and a cookie c:


Not everyone can be a winner. Feel honored.

Everyone CAN be a winner.

No, they can't be. But they can give it a shot.

That sounds like loser talk to me.

It was a typo, duh. It was supposed to say,"You have an attitude of a wiener."

#23..or tiger eyes..

yea not every one is a winner..... if everyone is then..... i don't know where I'm supposed to be...

I'm not trying to be depressing, but in reality 11 is right. There just isn't enough room for EVERYONE to be a winner, and plus many aren't given the opportunity to be winners. However, the harder you try the farther you'll go. :)

We're all winners!

So, a winner has a low self-esteem? Damn. I've got it all wrong.

Charlie Sheen is always winning!

Everyone CAN be a winner. It just depends on what people perceive a winner to be. Some people see a doctor as a winner but others see a manager at McDonalds as a winner. Don't worry OP, the only person that can stop you from being a winner is yourself. It depends on what you perceive as a winner.

were all born winners

OP, you're easily the most amazing person I know, now go out there and have a great day!!

Yes, I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

Go on YouTube, listen to Justin Bieber. Feel good that your voice is deeper than his. Your welcome!

That is pretty darn cute lol

What if it's not?

Lmao that's the same thing I was hearing

All you need is a little sugah to boost that

I'm pretty sure he's hitting on OP, but in a really creepy way..

Creepy? I find it oddly arousing (Sarcasm)

Well maybe you should work on improving your self esteem!! It may be difficult and take time, but it'll be worth it!

Cookies!!! The irony in this all is that cookies make you fat which lowers self esteem... It's a continuous fuck in the ass.

You could literally add "in bed" at the end of every fortune and it makes it x10 hilarious.

To make it 20X funnier, you say in bed, naked

You will have a very successful career, ...in bed.

~ read in Brians voice ~

At least it was coming from a cookie.

But it did come from a cookie...

That's what he said...

Confused people... Smh.

Buy a lifetime supply of fortune cookies, so whenever you're feeling sad, you get a compliment and a cookie c:

Call me 12396005636

I love fortune cookies, except when I ask for one at a Japanese restaraunt and get cussed out because apparently they're a Chinese thing.......

What's wrong with a compliment from a cookie??

Nothing. Just don't trust the cookie.

89- thats the cake you shouldnt be trusting.

But at least you're a winner!