"K, put the hospital gown on now. " "What? Uhh no thank you"

Good one.

Good one.

^fail

What is 1 trying to accomplish?

21- number 11 sounded like he was being sarcastic.

your dumb

my dumb what?

^^^ Actually original. XD

11- well that was quite stupid.

What I'm wondering is why a male doctor is needing to look at a girl's vaginal area. I mean... she would have known if it was a gynecology appointment (it's not something a parent would randomly force upon you out of nowhere). I can understand the chest (listening to the heart), but yeah... underwear usually implies panties.

OP states that they didn't know they were going to end up at the hospital, which implies maybe an accident occurred where a doctor (just so happens he is a male) had to look down in that area.

I've heard a story about a girl who was sitting on a counter doing herself with a broom. Her parents come home and she panics and jumps, skewering herself in the process. Bet that girl didn't know what underwear to wear that day either

Do you live in Arizona...? Or maybe that story just got around...I never heard of the person or anything but that story always made me feel sad for the people involved... ._.

Better than glow in the dark unicorns.

I personally think glow in the dark unicorns would be badass. Just my opinion though.

Or glow in the dark unicorns showing their skulls. That would be amazing! FUCK YEAH! YES! YES! YES! Over did it huh? No? Okay then. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!

Doctors shouldn't comment on that shit! It's called being professional for a reason!

37- Why not ? I like it when my doctors are funny and I guess you could say "unprofessional" to a certain point. I am terrified of doctors so to me it shows me that they're human too.

Also, it never said he commented on them, 37. Just that the doctor thought they were amusing, which could be anything from commenting on them to just giving a small chuckle. Either way, it's really not that big a deal in my opinion.

You know what would be bad ass??? Glow in the dark gangster snomen... Yhats right Ho ho ho!!! Bitch you know im coming to town Dick n balls are what you suck on falalalala Fuck off you red nosed bastard

61- get off the drugs darl... Clearly they are doing your brain no good

NOTHING is better than glow-in-the-dark unicorns.

If I were a doctor and some person I was treating was wearing glow in the dark underwear no matter what the shape, I would at least chuckle.

Did he diagnose the glowing skulls too?

No.

What a typical troll!!

I thought that was funny :D

Derpina: Forever alone!!!

4- are you describing yourself??

Troll face.

problem?

Oh my bad. Didn't realize I was talking about your mom ...

It could be worse-granny panties.

It could be worse no panties

My thoughts exactly! Better cute undies then grannie panties!

or stained panties

It could be worse. Nothing at all?

Or lace undies with skid marks.

Could be worse.... No underwear. Diaper. Boom.

There's a saying: always wear clean underwear because you never know when you'll get lucky or end up on a hospital. Now, novelty underwear isn't as bad as dirty underwear, but it sounds like OP is equally embarrassed.

I'd find it kinda amusing to. maybe that's how you can start a conversation! It's quite a starting point haha.

Too* (:

Grammar Nazi!

I love your name

Illiterate Jew!

Glow in the dark? Not bad.

I'm kind of jealous

I find that really adorable!

Hey, you can invite him under the covers to take a peek;)

Hey, you can invite him under the covers to take a peek;)

ifuckmonsterstoo

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