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By lonely - 15/07/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 591
You deserved it 20 554

Same thing different taste

Top comments

sean616 3

that's not exactly gonna help you not be lonely...

jchansfan 0

Why on earth would you do that? I think you spend more time and energy looking for someone special, rather than looking for someone who will take money to write fake love notes... Like obviously finding someone can be hard, but you'll never get anywhere wasting your time and money on pretend love notes... =/

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sean616 3

that's not exactly gonna help you not be lonely...

OhWowFYLindeed 0

I'll get hired. Do I get paid? :D

I agree with #1. Unless he's mailing you a person with the letter, you're pretty much still in the same boat

all the fml's about ppl being single are getting kind of annoying. instead of complaining on fml why don't you go out and try to be with someone?

good job op you're one step away from being a hooker

Kiill3rQu33n16 0

hahaha. you should never be that desperate. I'll fins you someone and you can hook up with them. :)

You the same person that went and bought the "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND" t-shirt two FMLs ago? Definite FYL, man.

Quit your bitching and go find someone. Might I suggest a house of worship, library, grocery store, coffee house, bar, etc. If that doesn't work, try for a homeless guy under a bridge. They tend to be lonely.

well yeah your not but i would try to find a guy in mylife if i were you in this situation

kid_sal 0
Hamsterzilla 0

ahw, 21 is cute :3 And OP, u really should date someone instead of complaining about being lonely and hiring people to send you love letters. loooser. damn.

kind of feel lonley too but at least im friends with the girl i like

im cuter than #21 to badd i dont have a pic up....

_TONGAN_ 5

WTF...I Wonder how you feel when you read them...you've Gotta feel weird.

omfgggg seriously, you can't say that people on fml are getting annoying, that's what they do. is complain. lol :) it's trueee

How is she one step from being a hooker lmfao?

lindseytaylor201 0

#21 is a guy... and guys don't compare guys with themselves by saying "cuter" unless your gay or a chick

no she's one step from hiring one lol

scvcwcheer 0

not an fml... if you decide to do something why fml about it?

Poor OP. Maybe try Rsvp or an online dating service instead of posting FMLs???

Gannon1994 0

Yeah, #2 is right, a dating site would be better. Instead of paying for something like that, use the money to go out?

DarkHelmet 10

That is sorry!!! You should've used that money to buy you some sweet love down by the fire instead of a useless love letter!!

BUY a *****... or a fleshlight...or both o.O

Girreth 7

#2 Should do something about that swelling.

BRBsummer 9

it's completely your fault if you haven't tried.

at least someone said yes to sending you those letters so your not lonely

at least someone said yes to sending those letters to you. now your not so lonely

jchansfan 0

They said yes in exchange for money though... =/

jchansfan 0

Why on earth would you do that? I think you spend more time and energy looking for someone special, rather than looking for someone who will take money to write fake love notes... Like obviously finding someone can be hard, but you'll never get anywhere wasting your time and money on pretend love notes... =/

very true, fyl OP, sry to hear your lonely, just go out and tlk and meet some ppl.

That's just sad. Hasn't done the loneliness any help I bet!

nunnie 0

That's so sad :( Don't worry OP you'll find someone :)

FFML_314 11

Is the person writing you the love letters attractive, nice, sweet or outgoing? If so, persue him! Maybe something good will come out of it.

"He" is probably actually a chick. As a general rule (note: I didn't say always), we'd be better at writing convincing love notes to strange women. The idea of an anonymous love note business also sounds like a woman's brainchild to me. And I'm kinda bummed I didn't think of it-- it sounds like a potentially huge moneymaker, especially if it also caters to men who want love notes "written" by them sent to their ladies.

FFML_314 11

Lol, very true. I was assuming OP hired a male, because she's a woman. It certainly does sound like the type of business run by women.

How the hell will reading those love letters make a damn difference?