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He obviously is glad his DNA won't be on your hands when he kills you--err, I mean, takes you out for a lovely dinner tonight!

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Or like this chocolates partners ex, they didn't wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Not for number 1's or number 2's. She was apparently pretty gross like that.

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U no won ov deez daze sumones gonna talk lik dis jist to make all dese grammer nd speling natsiz vary vary mad.

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Then you got your dick dirt on your hands, so when you shake a young lady's hand, its like getting a handjob. Wait, never. Washing. Hands. Ever.

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I don't understand why I'm getting thumbed down. The purpose of cleanliness is to prevent disease and, to a lesser extent, to not smell terrible. So why is it so important to wash your hands every time you use the restroom if you just have to pee?

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