By Lizofsmeg - 11/05/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

At least you wash your hands. A lot of people don't...

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elat4lolz 0

op sounds like a really shallow whiney teenage girl. just stfu and give him a hand job or leave.

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IOmnomHard 10

He obviously is glad his DNA won't be on your hands when he kills you--err, I mean, takes you out for a lovely dinner tonight!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

elat3lolz sounds like a really shallow douche with no consideration for a woman's feelings.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

elat4lolz sounds like a really shallow douche with no consideration for a woman's feelings.

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MizzErikaHart 8

Now, "it rubs the lotion on it's skin.."

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Firuzzy 10

69 likes.... Shoot me now, I'm too immature

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cheaptrix 6

91-those comments don't work, because the number of likes change, and thus it makes you look stupid.

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_overandout_ 10

Sounds like someone's got a fetish :P

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Zoranius 6

..Or just wants a girlfriend who washes the hands

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CremeEggs 6

Or like this chocolates partners ex, they didn't wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Not for number 1's or number 2's. She was apparently pretty gross like that.

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Daederoth 10

Or, his last girlfriend did not wash her hands.

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CremeEggs 6

I'm pretty amazing like that 31

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Twigz666 18

His name wouldn't be Peter File by any chance?

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MetalxSoldier 26

Hand fetish maybe?

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MetalxSoldier 26

Dammit, I guess someone beat me to it. Maybe he just wanted to get close to your hands to see the "precious!"

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lopsop 12

I don't want to be around someone who doesn't wash there hands that's disgusting.

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Mischief109 11

U no won ov deez daze sumones gonna talk lik dis jist to make all dese grammer nd speling natsiz vary vary mad.

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Cappiej 18

And it was followed by some evil laughter, right?

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thatssomeBS 9

He just wants to know that you started clean before getting all kind of dirty.

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luckyd880 12

Maybe he was trying to say it seductively and it just came off as creepy.

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SkoomaKi 27

At least you wash your hands. A lot of people don't...

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jizzwold 21

I don't after a piss. What's the point? I barely even touch my dick and its not like its that dirty.

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kooochris1995 14

Cuz there is barely anything to touch. lol.

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sonicgreg 12

Then you got your dick dirt on your hands, so when you shake a young lady's hand, its like getting a handjob. Wait, never. Washing. Hands. Ever.

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jizzwold 21

I don't understand why I'm getting thumbed down. The purpose of cleanliness is to prevent disease and, to a lesser extent, to not smell terrible. So why is it so important to wash your hands every time you use the restroom if you just have to pee?

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kamikrazy 6

If you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom then when do you wash your hands?

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rcgirl2 11

Did he do a pedo smile afterward?

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datoismyname 22

I think it's time to break up if he's already creeping you out.

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LSS_fml 18

Over him commenting on her washing her hands? Totally break up worthy...... Or not.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

This is by far the worst use of the 'Break up with him' FML trend.

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kandi_kid69 15

I sense some future hand fuckage about to commence. Make sure your hands wear protection, OP.

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