By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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sammichbitch 0

that's actually fucking hilarious

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SoNotForYou 5
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if he's young enough to wear a diaper you should know what he's doing at all times

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nicooface 0
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That's gross, I'm sorry.

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1800getalife 0

so your carpet is now brown in color?

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connor6982 0
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u should have been watching

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Averizzle 0

Take pictures and show his gf when he is older to piss him off.

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Lethario14 0

lol that's funny!

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Mirequetz 6

So then treat him like a dog and rub his nose in it.

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rebornhunter25 0
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wow that child needs to be disiplined totally unacceptable I feel for you

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NeonWar__ 0

if the kid's still in nappies he won't know any better. c'mon like.

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zana_fml 0
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dogs with worms do not scoot. dogs with anal glands that need to be cleaned scoot.

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phuckurlyfe 0

I agree...watch ur child.

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Byrdd 0
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wow maybe if u stopped playing bejeweled ud kno he took his diaper off.

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epictrollathon 0

W I N !

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tnae2 0
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you should have wiped his nose in it, he might not get a gf

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jme89 0

I like your pic#50

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sammichbitch 0

that's actually fucking hilarious

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nibawan 0

should have recorded it. instant YouTube hit!

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marine10_fml 0

that's weird

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Kar98 6
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And as if this wasn't bad enough, you're living in Tyler, Texas.

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Invioletlight 0
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You have a child. Why are you even surprised something like that happened? If you plop out a kid, stupid stuff like this occurs. I guess you didn't think of that when you considered having one, or worse yet, he was some kind of horrible accident.

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hanhanjr 0
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so you against kids?

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Enoch134 0

haha I thought you texans executed your young for being retarded

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CRUZs_GURL1 0

yeah and your a retarded for saying stupid shit like that where are you from fruty land you little fag

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Cristaderzi 0
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Lol I know right!!

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Filitov 0
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No, we tie them to our horse by the ankles and then have the horse drag their ass around for a while. =_=

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dugumit 0

well next time get pull yourself away from the tv long enough to check your kid.

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wendywuhu 2

isn't it amazing how quickly kids can do stuff that takes hours to clean up?

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Invioletlight 0
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@Enoch Lol that made me laugh......Texans are crazy.

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ninafea 0

I'm not crazy

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lawless15 0
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At least he didn't paint tobmatch the carpet?

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