By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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sammichbitch 0

that's actually fucking hilarious

if he's young enough to wear a diaper you should know what he's doing at all times


That's gross, I'm sorry.

1800getalife 0

so your carpet is now brown in color?

u should have been watching

Averizzle 0

Take pictures and show his gf when he is older to piss him off.

Lethario14 0

lol that's funny!

Mirequetz 6

So then treat him like a dog and rub his nose in it.

wow that child needs to be disiplined totally unacceptable I feel for you

NeonWar__ 0

if the kid's still in nappies he won't know any better. c'mon like.

dogs with worms do not scoot. dogs with anal glands that need to be cleaned scoot.

phuckurlyfe 0

I ur child.

wow maybe if u stopped playing bejeweled ud kno he took his diaper off.

epictrollathon 0

W I N !

you should have wiped his nose in it, he might not get a gf

jme89 0

I like your pic#50

sammichbitch 0

that's actually fucking hilarious

nibawan 0

should have recorded it. instant YouTube hit!

marine10_fml 0

that's weird

And as if this wasn't bad enough, you're living in Tyler, Texas.

You have a child. Why are you even surprised something like that happened? If you plop out a kid, stupid stuff like this occurs. I guess you didn't think of that when you considered having one, or worse yet, he was some kind of horrible accident.

so you against kids?

Enoch134 0

haha I thought you texans executed your young for being retarded


yeah and your a retarded for saying stupid shit like that where are you from fruty land you little fag

Lol I know right!!

No, we tie them to our horse by the ankles and then have the horse drag their ass around for a while. =_=

dugumit 0

well next time get pull yourself away from the tv long enough to check your kid.

wendywuhu 2

isn't it amazing how quickly kids can do stuff that takes hours to clean up?

@Enoch Lol that made me laugh......Texans are crazy.

ninafea 0

I'm not crazy

At least he didn't paint tobmatch the carpet?