Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms,...

By matchristityler - 9/2/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By sammichbitch | 0

#838147 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:03

that's actually fucking hilarious

By SoNotForYou | 5

#838205 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:13

if he's young enough to wear a diaper you should know what he's doing at all times

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By nicooface | 0

#838146 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:03

That's gross, I'm sorry.

1800getalife | 0

#838182 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:08

so your carpet is now brown in color?

connor6982 | 0

#838191 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:10

u should have been watching

Averizzle | 0

#838291 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:39

Take pictures and show his gf when he is older to piss him off.

Lethario14 | 0

#838331 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:50

lol that's funny!

Mirequetz | 6

#838424 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:21

So then treat him like a dog and rub his nose in it.

rebornhunter25 | 0

#838613 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:42

wow that child needs to be disiplined totally unacceptable I feel for you

NeonWar__ | 0

#838651 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:03

if the kid's still in nappies he won't know any better. c'mon like.

maa_rico | 4

#838687 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:20

fake fml

zana_fml | 0

#838967 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:33

dogs with worms do not scoot. dogs with anal glands that need to be cleaned scoot.

Frank155 | 5

#839019 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:55

LOL 1

phuckurlyfe | 0

#839141 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:50

I agree...watch ur child.

Byrdd | 0

#839707 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:39

wow maybe if u stopped playing bejeweled ud kno he took his diaper off.

epictrollathon | 0

#839750 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:54

W I N !

tnae2 | 0

#839882 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:51

you should have wiped his nose in it, he might not get a gf

jme89 | 0

#840438 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:34

I like your pic#50

d2r | 0

#844737 - Thursday 11 February 2010 15:10

lol

intint50 | 0

#870218 - Friday 19 February 2010 0:46

#21

blahbbb | 0

#1710590 - Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:04

LIKE!

By sammichbitch | 0

#838147 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:03

that's actually fucking hilarious

nibawan | 0

#838591 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:30

should have recorded it. instant YouTube hit!

By marine10_fml | 0

#838149 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:03

that's weird

By Kar98 | 6

#838164 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:05

And as if this wasn't bad enough, you're living in Tyler, Texas.

By Invioletlight | 0

#838177 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:07

You have a child. Why are you even surprised something like that happened? If you plop out a kid, stupid stuff like this occurs. I guess you didn't think of that when you considered having one, or worse yet, he was some kind of horrible accident.