By Murphs_Law - 16/11/2016 06:37 - United States
The Top
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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell
By Hoobfoob - 19/06/2017 04:00
Brute force
By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham
By patate - 21/09/2017 21:02
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Happy birthday!
By secretsant4 - 09/10/2017 17:36 - United States - Philadelphia
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OP here. Thanks everyone for absolutely 0 zero sympathetic comments. Yes it was a legitimate reaction. The dose I was prescribed was way too high for my weight and I had just come back from a 7 hour time change so I took my pill about 22 hours apart instead of 24 which meant there was extra in my system, giving me the bad side effects like nausea and dry heaving. Not sure how I was supposed to know that was gonna happen and not go out. And to everyone telling me to go to the doctor what exactly would the doctor have done to stop me dry heaving?? For anyone who cares I went back to the doctor and they prescribed me a much lower dose (the lowest they make) and now I don’t have any side effects.
By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula
Perfect contraceptive
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By caggybandicoot - 18/06/2016 02:37 - United Kingdom - Torquay
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OP here - can't believe this got published?! I immediately phoned my ISP once I'd figured out what happened - I couldn't reconnect the line myself as I can't access the exchange box (and plus I wouldn't trust myself to be fiddling around in there anyway), and my internet has been restored. As for compensation, I should be getting a portion of my bill back as it took them so long to send an engineer out. Thanks everyone!
By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States
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By -1 Pair of Pants - 30/05/2016 19:49 - United States - Westborough
By ChromoTec - 24/09/2018 22:38
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Hey, OP here. I couldn't fit everything inside the 300-character limit, so I'll just explain it here. She says we don't have the money to go, which currently we don't, but she refused all of my fundraising ideas and made me take down my GoFundMe page, and since she doesn't let me get a job either, I'm stuck with no way to pay for it. I've tried again and again to get her to let me go, but she won't let me. I want to live in Japan as an adult, and this trip might be the only chance I'll get before making that decision. She also says she's concerned about my "safety," although we have 24/7 support, a bilingual tour guide with us at all times, and one adult chaperone per six students. I really cannot convince her otherwise, so I guess I just can't go. It was nice getting all of your supportive comments, and I look forward to being able to go as an adult.
By crying over wasted milk - 15/08/2019 02:00 - United States - Monterey Park
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By a faint recollection - 23/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Goshen
Spooky!
By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 16:22 - Australia - Sydney
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By Guilpie - 29/01/2017 16:00 - Germany - Heidelberg
Chapped out
By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 09:28 - United States
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By Doc - 18/08/2018 23:30 - United States - Anchorage
Priorities
By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 15:58 - Germany - Berlin
Bad boy
By Titatoum - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Belgium - Brussels
By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 22:30
Appearance matters
By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 23:00
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For everyone wondering, I work in a tiny ass town in France where we don't have much delivery to make compare to others and I had the smallest car of the fleet that day I had 3 rounds of 25-30 medium packages to deliver all of them with a mandatory signature. Nobody was home even though I was in time for each and everyone of them. Only this first round was Horrible the rest of the day (and the week) went more smoothly