By Bonngoo - 17/11/2016 18:17 - United States

Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML
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Counter answers: "I was actually going to say earplugs, so I don't have to listen to your bitchy voice." "I was actually going to say Death, so at least there's an end to dealing with you."

"Apply water to burned area"

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Counter answers: "I was actually going to say earplugs, so I don't have to listen to your bitchy voice." "I was actually going to say Death, so at least there's an end to dealing with you."

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#6 - if someone tries to burn you it's perfectly acceptable to burn them back with a comment that doesn't have to be true. Besides, it was definitely a bitchy comment and would deserve it.

I'm sorry Drax, I forgot you don't understand when someone's not being serious. And if you freak out because you don't get the reference, shame on you for not watch Guardians of the Galaxy.

That was to #6, forgot to mention.

My reflexes are too quick

"Apply water to burned area"

Water? What's that gonna do? Raw egg whites will stop the burn/blistering and the pain. Only if done IMMEDIATELY though. (Just FYI. It really does work irl)

I would have said unashamedly; internet, laptop, pornhub.

Its okay op she is probably a really mean hearted person that won't make it in life

"Probably won't make it life", so says the 13 y.o. Too damned cute! I don't care what you say, the Pornhub comment was hella funny!

@33 oh no! life won't make it? Not if I can help it! *grabs defibrillator* (also, am I the only chick that agrees with the dudes that the comment was super bitch. I'd never be that rude or presumptuous. If you can't tell. She's basically calling OP a loser who can't get legit sex and thus needs copious amounts of wank bank material. hence the bitchiness of the comment.)

"I was actually gonna say xvideos but anyway"

Actually, I'm thankful for your mom. She's on PornHub a lot

"and the park Rangers say that the burn zone will be out of control"

It sucks to be you op, but let's not forget... The Internet is for porn lol

Porn is rape. Can't believe people here support it and normalise it. Sorry you got teased like that OP

I think you might want to update your knowledge on the definition of rape.

are you sure about that? Please tell me this is bait.

That was a good burn by your friend.