#choices
By natedudelol - 07/06/2018 19:00
By natedudelol - 07/06/2018 19:00
By dead_painter - 04/05/2016 00:42 - United States - Arlington
By newscorp employee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 14/11/2018 14:00
By FlyLikeABird - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Femme - 16/02/2012 16:41 - Russia
By Anonymous - 07/05/2017 20:00
By extrashiftwhoo - 04/11/2016 13:59 - Australia - Preston
By mermaidkeels - 10/10/2016 13:44 - United States - Hialeah
By ThisChick - 06/07/2016 17:59 - United States - New Orleans
By pissedoffexgirlfriend - 15/02/2018 06:00
By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cary
By Dead Inside - 03/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Elkhart
By Anonymous - 14/03/2017 10:06
So I know he was wacko but what I didn't know was that he was confirmed Insane by a psychiatrist. She knew and told me a lot about him, when I told him I was moving out at the end of that month he threatened to kick me out and dump my stuff in the street, he also kept my entire deposit. I later found out that the money I payed him to rent the room was used to go to bars and buy his beer. After that month the electricity and gas and water would have been shut off.
By Wet - 21/06/2023 15:00
By Anonymous - 03/12/2016 09:54 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/06/2017 21:00 - Italy
By Sorry Not Sorry - 01/11/2016 14:01
By anon - 30/06/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen
By boopingsnoot - 08/08/2018 18:54
So, the second half of the story: Cousin got the bunny away from the cats before it was completely dead, and when I couldn’t fix her “new pet” she wanted to sit and watch it die. And take it to another relative’s house and bury it in *their* yard. Took a while to convince her to leave it in a “safe place” (bushes where my cats like to hang out, so they could finish the job). Hey, saves me money on cat food.
By yacoob - 24/01/2009 21:34 - United States
By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee
By Anonymous - 18/02/2017 06:00 - Australia - Frankston
By 2in longer - 01/11/2016 12:57 - United States - Coldwater
By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06
By sad but true. - 15/04/2014 23:18 - United States - Storrs Mansfield
By Highschoolisover! - 26/10/2017 01:30
By Phonessed - 09/11/2017 08:00 - Australia - Balwyn
By GyroUpgraded - 20/07/2016 23:03 - United States - Portland
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So this actually happened a few years ago. Last week a couple of friends and I were talking about funny/awkward relationships and I remembered this story. Decided to submit it but didn't think it would get published. By the way, no-we are no longer together but that is for unrelated reasons.