I beg to differ. The Spay/Neuter Clinic is the OPs best friend.

You're right. Think about the long term.

HAHAHAHAHAHA you read my mind!

Cat is probably neutered, I don’t think you understand that it’s a behaviour that needs scolded to really get rid of it.

I've been a cat owner since I was 6, once their bollocks are gone, they don't have a sex drive. Also, no balls, no fluid

Owning one clearly does make you a master of the species. Humping becomes a habit that can continue well past neutering in many animals including cats. Instinctive behavior can overrade lack of balls, not to mention dominance displays.

My ten-year-old neutered cat humps daily. He has yet to grow out of it.

Of course I forgot shit. My cats never jumped, Ive met some who have, I trained off commands with my cats to stop bad behaviours. Just work on your cat.

You're entirely wrong there. When spaying the ovaries and uterus is removed (sometimes just the ovaries, but usually both). When neutering a male cat, the testes are removed. The baculum (penis bone) is not.

He's adorable!

My neutered ginger Tom used to do this to anything furry or soft.