Pure entertainment
By embarrassed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By embarrassed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By Caramel - 26/01/2013 11:19 - Serbia
By breejanai - 11/04/2017 04:00
By Beard - 08/11/2016 11:14
By DrumrollPlease - 13/07/2016 07:50 - United Kingdom - Banbury
By Sammmmi - 22/06/2016 18:35 - United Kingdom - Paisley
By frenchpop1960 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By ForSeriousReally - 11/06/2016 17:48 - Canada - Ponoka
By MercyRoseLiddell - 27/05/2016 19:13 - United States - Wayne
More info - This actually happened a few weeks ago, so all I have left is a scar. Only 2 of my cat's claws caught my foot. The rest caught the bed. This incident happened at 4am. The cat in question is our super skittish semi-feral baby. We got him at 3 months old and completely feral. He's now 8 months and really sweet. He is my cat pretty much. He follows me up to bed and around the house and always wants cuddles when I wake up in the middle of the night. Yes it hurt, but I wasn't even mad. I've had worse. Both from our other cats and from him. In fact, my family and I laughed about it the next day because cats aren't usually so clumsy.
By little nokken - 19/05/2018 19:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/05/2018 01:30
By AcademicAdvisor - 25/04/2016 20:14 - United States - Boston
By Anonymous - 25/09/2018 14:00 - United States - Conroe
By screwedover - 27/10/2018 20:09 - Australia
OP here. I was on the lease. I was approved to go off the lease, as someone else was moving into the house. 3 bedroom house, 2 people on the lease, I move out, someone else moves in. The real estate agent changed his mind about me going off the lease because the new chick wasn’t going into my room - which he can’t actually do - and the lease doesn’t specify who is in which room. The real estate agent has been unprofessional towards me and never once helped me - but ex housemate is a narcissistic toxic liar, so who knows what lies she’s spread about me... Plot twist - the owner is moving back into the house, so my ex housemate and her new housemate now have to vacate and I’m footing half the cleaning bills etc because I’m sick of fighting and want to cut this chick out of my life!
By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 15/11/2018 22:00
By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima
By Anonymous - 08/05/2013 06:59 - United States
By simpleasjam - 19/09/2016 14:27 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park
By Anonymous - 01/12/2017 06:00 - United States - Littleton
By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 19:00
By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States
By LadyJane - 04/01/2009 10:15 - France
By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00
By Anonymous - 27/12/2016 18:28 - Israel - Petah Tiqwa
By no spare - 19/12/2016 19:22 - United States - Marquette
By 242795 - 24/09/2016 06:12 - United States - Buies Creek
By Anonymous - 19/12/2017 19:00 - United States - Binghamton
By please don't get the succ - 29/06/2016 18:21 - United States - San Francisco
By SchwesterGrimm - 19/06/2016 21:41
By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States
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