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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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infantrygirl 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:37

Um, okay. Rule of thumb: NEVER take someone out to eat at the restaurant they work at. sheesh.

OMGyoupeople 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:36

he's not very bright is he?

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mleugim 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 23:39

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arms_akimbo 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:24

That's pretty retarded.

infantrygirl 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:37

Um, okay. Rule of thumb: NEVER take someone out to eat at the restaurant they work at. sheesh.

mylifesF 15

Wednesday 6 July 2016 4:52

I feel like she called off without him knowing but if not, that's pretty idiotic

ContortionCorpse 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 6:02

Hahaha! You should beat him with a large piece of glass because of that.

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 14:39

sorry, but he's a proper dumbass

geewhiz 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 22:25

Does he not know where you work??

OMGyoupeople 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:36

he's not very bright is he?

dreamofme 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:00

He didn't know where you worked? That sounds like a communication problem... =/

Jackthestripper 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:03

Man what a dipshit. Your boyfriend. Not you.

bsaucedo 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:11

dumbass boyfriend, i work in a restaurant and i would never ever go to my own work to eat.

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