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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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stumpygremlin 13

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Monday 5 October 2020 17:09

Better the bathroom floor than your office floor.

noporn4u 9

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Monday 5 October 2020 21:51

I feel like there's no way you didn't get some on your pants, but I sneeze violently.

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Armando de Carvalho 6

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Monday 5 October 2020 4:58

hahahah never leave it to the last minute

stumpygremlin 13

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Monday 5 October 2020 17:09

Better the bathroom floor than your office floor.

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Monday 5 October 2020 21:51

I feel like there's no way you didn't get some on your pants, but I sneeze violently.

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