By Money Shot - 15/07/2018 06:00

Spicy
Today, I was sunbathing by my pool, totally naked. After a while I got a boner and decided to jerk off. As I was about to finish, I rolled over to cum on the deck, but when I rolled back, my elderly neighbor yelled, "Don't do that in the open if you won’t give up the money shot." FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 318
You deserved it 9 170

Same thing different taste

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Eddie3 7

Who the hell just beats off in broad daylight?

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At least you weren't doing it in the middle of a wedding photo shoot.

Eddie3 7

Who the hell just beats off in broad daylight?

This has YDI written all over it from start to finish.

You should listen to your elders. It is common courtesy, after all.

CalB22 6

Imagine how painful it would have been if you got a sunburn

🤣🤣🤣I think grandma next door wanted a Pearl necklace stud muffin 😂😂😂😂

Make sure you edge a bit because old guys take longer to cum. Don’t short-change him with your show!

get your neighbor a tshirt that says Moneyshot.

geekynerd88 10

Bro, if you jack off in public not only is that illegal, but you may have some type of addiction!

He said he was at HIS pool, so he didn’t jack off in public. Since he didn’t ensure that neighbors couldn’t watch him makes him a perverted exhibitionist.