By sister sister - 25/11/2013 17:38 - United States - Rhinebeck

Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 848
You deserved it 19 323

Same thing different taste

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keeping it in the family? lol you must know exactly what you like in a woman if 2 of them are so alike they're sisters...

I wish you very good luck at breakfast.. especially when the family is all together


keeping it in the family? lol you must know exactly what you like in a woman if 2 of them are so alike they're sisters...

If she wasn't drink wouldn't she have remembered him?

I never said it did, I'm saying "if" she wasn't drunk.

Who says she doesn't remember him and that's why she hooked up with him, maybe she had a crush on her sister's ex.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Yeah I don't think the sister had any problem banging OP. Drunk or not, she wanted it. I'm actually glad to hear OP isn't happy about it. You did a cheap trick pal, but at least you seem to regret it. That shows you have some sort of class. I'm sorry it happened to you and you do somewhat deserve it, but at least you aren't bragging about it. Just a ****** up situation man, you have to be more careful. It could have been a helluva lot worse.

Zimmington 21

I disagree #59 this a great occurrence! Especially if he and his ex had a bad break up & this close to Thanksgiving... Guess who's coming to diner!!

I just want to know how fast OP ran out of that house when he came to that realization.

I half-expected this to show up as well: Today, i found out that, in a drunken episode, my ex came to my house and slept with my sister. FML.

Guess their white trash names. Marilyn? Mandy? Britney? Tiffany? Candace? Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, ******' *Becky*? Was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?

So much hatred over names, feelingold. Are you passing a gallstone?

Jordan_OL 10

In all honesty #59, I'm not sure how many people would consider the chances of hooking up with an ex's younger sibling are high enough to warrant being extra careful, especially after they've had a few drinks.

robbins28 7

#83 How long did it take you to type that? Lol

I wish you very good luck at breakfast.. especially when the family is all together

Personally, I think that'd be hilarious. Just sit down, nod to your ex, dig in to your breakfast.

Why would OP stay for breakfast, most one night stands leave early. Then again, I have never had one, so...

Then how would you know such a thing, 33? Nice try. ;)

Rainhawk94 27

There's always a first for everything #33....

Who's to say the younger sister doesn't live alone? It says that the house belonged to the sister..

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He was drunk. You can't always tell someone's gender when drunk, much less exactly who they are.

RedPillSucks 31

@9 I sure hope OP could at least tell GENDER while drunk. I don't think I ever want to get so drunk that I don't notice that. That's too many wake-up surprises for me.

Comet_Candy 23

12 - OP said the house looked pretty familiar. It would be kind of strange if they had been there and hadn't met the sister. You're right, though. Siblings can look very different. My sister and I look absolutely nothing alike, and we're only a year and a month apart in age.

Ovoxo_5 5

Yea no #3, some people don't always meet the family&some relationships don't last.

rdenkewicz 11

Maybe because her family wasn't at the f*cking club!

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

3- ...because OP was drunk... If he was drunk he probably wasn't thinking " Oh shit! This is my ex's sister. I shouldn't **** her!"

Unless, of course, you are in Thailand. I was on a bus there once, and a real fitty sat opposite me. I thought to myself "PLEASE don't get a hardon!" Sadly, she did.

Mortoli 30

Lol dude he said when he woke up he recognized the house being his exs sister. If he didn't know her sister how would he know her house?

Exactly! Though I'd rather just sneak out before anyone sees. Haha.

error404n0tf0und 21

Of course she did. To her, it feels good to take her sisters boyfriend. Hoe. YDDI OP. Things happen.

Ch_rae5 19

being drunk isn't an excuse for anything. I've been completely sloshed and knew exactly what I was doing. either way it her sister's EX. fair game imo

Then being drunk isn't an excuse for you. I've had a couple of nights (when I was younger and stupid) where I was drunk enough to have absolutely no idea what was going on or what I was doing. Being that drunk is definitely your own fault, but also would explain certain actions.

Didn't you recognise the house from the exterior?

I guess "some drinks" equates to "i was too drunk to even remember her name, let alone her house"

Maybe so, I don't know I've never been drunk. Yes you're probably right, it must be easy to forget locations when hazy-brained.

Youre drunk and going home with a girl. You don't care who's house it is, who else lives there, or what else is going on around. You go straight to the bedroom. Beer goggles have blinders on them. Hangovers allow you too see the light. The blinding, head splitting light.

Yes, drunk sex with a random stranger. Always a good idea. Idiot.

RedPillSucks 31

Aw come on, Doc. This was no random stranger. I think subconsciously (or unconsciously, since he was so drunk) he knew perfectly well.

Mackay92 14

Not really a stranger when it's you're ex's sister

When you're that drunk, everyone is a stranger.

"People are strange when you're a stranger"