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Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015