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YDI, never do anything drunk. NEVER! Especially with a woman that you love.
ouch!! D:
1. Bad idea to ever get drunk on a first date 2. Why were you driving if u were tht drunk....
What the Hell OP, you're lucky if she even speaks to you again...
this fml makes you sound like a rapist
You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.
hahaha hopefully it doesn't sound like it was a flawless victory :-p
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Show it anywayI loved my boyfriend before we started dating. 3 years later I still feel the same
oh god hope she was drunk too so it didnt hurt her as much :-p nice going...do you still have a gf after that?!!
#2 Why is everything a guy does to surprise a woman rape these days? * pushed my gf in a hot make out session against the wall to imitate the movie scenes. - THAT'S RAPE CALL THE COPS!!!!!!!!! * Did some domination sex and knocked out my gf - THAT'S RAPE CALL THE COPS!!! The 2nd one I never read here, but jeez lay off with the rape accusations. Especially as something as normal as a surprise kiss on a date.....
Maybe she should brace herself for your kisses.
It had to be done... Today, I went out with a guy who I really love. We arrived at my house and before I got out of the car, he attempted to kiss me. Still drunk, he grabbed my head and twisted it when he kissed me. I'm now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML Yeah, that's definitely a F Her Life.
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You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.
this fml makes you sound like a rapist