Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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lelo_lala
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You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.
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eric237
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this fml makes you sound like a rapist
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LockonStratos_fml
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YDI, never do anything drunk. NEVER! Especially with a woman that you love.
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ccftw
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ouch!! D:
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MrBond007_fml
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I say ydi because you loved a woman, thatcan never end well
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MrBond007_fml
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I feel like I should elaborate, love makes you do stupid things
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live2swim
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1. Bad idea to ever get drunk on a first date
2. Why were you driving if u were tht drunk....
2. Why were you driving if u were tht drunk....
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TurnpikeTwister
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What the Hell OP, you're lucky if she even speaks to you again...
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gree_fml
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He'd be lucky if she's ever able to turn her neck again...
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eric237
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this fml makes you sound like a rapist
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sexynerdsquad
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he probably is ?
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lelo_lala
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You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.
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arstef90
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how drunk were you? that's a TERRIBLE idea!1
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kspy
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when is twisting someone's head EVER a good idea? YDI idiot.
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Tigertnt
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when its a...
FATALITY!!
FATALITY!!
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elegantlywasted1
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hahaha hopefully it doesn't sound like it was a flawless victory :-p
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Jaywin
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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imperfections55
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Wow, so you dont love your mother? Or how about your best friend? Love is an emotion there is no rule book about when it can be applied.
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SammyS2012
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I loved my boyfriend before we started dating. 3 years later I still feel the same
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rose5171
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oh god hope she was drunk too so it didnt hurt her as much :-p
nice going...do you still have a gf after that?!!
nice going...do you still have a gf after that?!!
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LockonStratos_fml
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#2
Why is everything a guy does to surprise a woman rape these days?
* pushed my gf in a hot make out session against the wall to imitate the movie scenes.
- THAT'S RAPE CALL THE COPS!!!!!!!!!
* Did some domination sex and knocked out my gf
- THAT'S RAPE CALL THE COPS!!!
The 2nd one I never read here, but jeez lay off with the rape accusations. Especially as something as normal as a surprise kiss on a date.....
Why is everything a guy does to surprise a woman rape these days?
* pushed my gf in a hot make out session against the wall to imitate the movie scenes.
- THAT'S RAPE CALL THE COPS!!!!!!!!!
* Did some domination sex and knocked out my gf
- THAT'S RAPE CALL THE COPS!!!
The 2nd one I never read here, but jeez lay off with the rape accusations. Especially as something as normal as a surprise kiss on a date.....
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mikaela33194
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Maybe she should brace herself for your kisses.
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rebekahah
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hahaha!!!!
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RHOPKINS13
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It had to be done...
Today, I went out with a guy who I really love. We arrived at my house and before I got out of the car, he attempted to kiss me. Still drunk, he grabbed my head and twisted it when he kissed me. I'm now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Yeah, that's definitely a F Her Life.
Today, I went out with a guy who I really love. We arrived at my house and before I got out of the car, he attempted to kiss me. Still drunk, he grabbed my head and twisted it when he kissed me. I'm now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Yeah, that's definitely a F Her Life.