soomeone
United States
Romantic move
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Ryan746
United States
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Anon
Canada
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Joe Smooth move
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
a man
Houston, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Idiot
United States
Romantic fool
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Stud
United States
Way too smooth
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
oops
Victoria, Canada
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
SaMike
United States
Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML
Top comments
MermaidSongXOXO 6
That's not the way you hit on girls, you know. They don't mean it literally. I guess you got to the punchline of the joke. I'll be here all week, people -_-
sutchy 0
"Oops, I'm sorry, that was a total accident." Problem solved?
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
That's not the way you hit on girls, you know. They don't mean it literally. I guess you got to the punchline of the joke. I'll be here all week, people -_-
JojoBrown520 0
im sorry, but that joke was retardiculame. lol boooooo
do20ss 4
u shoulda dotted her other eye. what do u say to a woman with two black eyes? nothin u already told her twice!!!
Justmylife122 0
That suks, she must hav been so pissed lmao
Thunderbender 2
It was funny to me : D
MadaZer0 8
I love you too~
greeneyedgoalie7 0
zero shut up(: round two?
legendarykill13 0
lol good joke. Sounds like they had a great date.=p
shadaboo2014 0
@18 lol agreeeeeeeed big time
MF12 0
hey you changed your icon :)
Woodsy007 0
lol
Rowdey 10
Rediculame huh? Cool.
Juuuu_fml 0
and then...?
texas_justice 0
...I hope you revived her before the movie started. I hate to miss the beginning of a film...
zZPedobearZz 0
how can you accidentally punch her in the face?? yeesh... be more careful
xxrogerthatxx 19
nice
Saddrew 0
That's what Chris brown did
ninja_ness 3
she sacked him
Tdoodle 0
Bam down
iAlwaysYDI 0
way to Chris brown a bitch !
ImaginaryFoe 1
How do you fail on the way to first base?
Tdoodle 0
jajaja
TrollGrammarNazi 0
Two Hundred Fifty Four and eight fifths!
swagga0n1oo 0
on a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad were you that you had to see Dear John?
thor89 0
Bad pun "Did she said shut up and watch"
omg_thats_funny 0
And then they prolly laughed it off. wow **** my life I had an accident! wtf.
kris12k4 7
lol I get it :)
BlueJeans2626 0
good job big boy ;)
benito_fml 0
#1. she smacked him back!!
iSwag 0
smooth
joshy_boy 0
bobby brown did it too
Melkezidech 0
Today, at the movies I saw some dude punch his chick across the face. I got hard off of it.......FML.
oogyboogy 6
number 135, there's one of you in every fml... all need to go die in a hole you ******* bastard!!
MadPercussion 0
@101 LMFAO
comatoast 0
real smooth ,Romeo
tweetbaby14 18
wouldn't this be your girlfriends fml because she got hit not you unless she hit you in your crotch then this would be for you
majones 0
I think the FML is that he impulsively abuses his girlfriend
Eddie_Paints 0
Today at the movies, I saw this guy smack a girl in the face! So being the chivalrous bastard that I am,I went over there and kicked his ass and she went home with me!
pipp360 0
smooth
Spoozie 0
and then she yelled "RAPE!" and the secerty guys took him.(:
Billbo23 0
so what? it was an accident big ****** deal its not like you had a knife in ur ****** hand
Spoozie 0
#201 I was joking and being sarcastic, take a joke people..gees,sorry for making a joke and for whoever took my sarcasim and joke rude and seariouse.
Spoozie 0
haha - wait..damnn...sorry were u talkin to me? or the OP Idontknow if I read ur comment right #201 haha and oh and people; sorry if my comment I just sent about sarcasim, sorry if it sounded rude...(:
Brendan3693 0
I am now worried this will happen on my date. FML
ZeroIce 12
No! No and then!
sutchy 0
"Oops, I'm sorry, that was a total accident." Problem solved?
repyourcliche 0
"NO IT WASN'T, LIAR! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" "don't you think you're being a bit...." "WHAT? a bit WHAT??!?" "well... dramatic..." "OREAAAALLY?????? I WAS ONLY EVEN DATING YOU TO GET CLOSER TO YOUR SISTER. YEAAAAAH, THAT'S RIGHT" parallel worlds, my friend, parallel worlds.
lickagecko 2
you made my day, as I sit here in this boring Boring lecture of mine
shadaboo2014 0
@9 tht was gold lol..I bet thts how it went down to hahahaha
stinkytruck 0
should have been grabbing at her boob anyway
AngryNinja 1
tell her bloody noses are redder than roses.. and continue the poem. ;)
Ajjas013 6
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just made your nose bleed, Oh and **** you, You make me laugh, Because you're a retarded bitch. Did that rhyme?
Ajjas013 6
Comment relocation :/ Please fix the bug soon :)
redbluegreen 41
I think you mean the one that goes: Noses are red, My balls are blue I slept with your sister, But only to get closer to you.
MadaZer0 8
:O Why is she crying!!! Ajjas!!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!
Starfire22 5
win to RBG!
MadaZer0 8
How the hell did my post end up in the other FML?!
AngryNinja 1
madsss, the comments are ****** up.
MadaZer0 8
Just like the ugly duckling!? NO!!!
Ajjas013 6
I know my comment just up and disappeared. And it was damn funny too! So was RBG's.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Are these the signs of hidden feelings? First she takes the popcorn that YOU bought, then she brings her friend with her to the cinema, expecting YOU to pay for it. How did she not see this coming?
GunnerLover 0
@ fernandotorrrs Go arsenal
11bellacasey 0
fag, no one likes Fernando torres
tekinzdudez 0
wow... how'd you manage that?
ADIR 0
awe poor you, the world is gonna end
deathcab7 0
ehh, it happens.
crazysicknasty 0
slow and steady man be careful
Icarus_II 0
That's what they all said o_o
elvgar 0
hate when tht happens
knockasauras 0
and then the whole movie was extremely awkward. ..Could she at least see the movie out of the eye that you didn't make black?
purplemnm 9
keep yo' pimp hand strong!