FML : Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ryan746 - / Tuesday 9 June 2009 05:45 / United States

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By redbluegreen | 40

#285619 - Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:22

YDI - You wait more then five minutes to pull this move.

By theannoyingone | 0

#285673 - Tuesday 9 June 2009 13:04

smashed her in the face? how is that possible? i always thought you move you arm slowly...

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By RaphX | 0

#285589 - Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:05

How careless...did she still make out with you?

icantmakeupmymin | 0

#1559305 - Sunday 17 October 2010 4:35

ddude my first date I put my arm around succesfully my god r u a mental?!?!?!

GEBEH | 14

#5630305 - Friday 16 August 2013 15:33

Playaah Plaaaayah!

By AndreaKina | 0

#285595 - Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:08

YDI thats super cheesy im glad u failed :)

By Kissusexy1010 | 0

#285600 - Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:11

Lmao sh•T happens

By the_boss_fml | 0

#285602 - Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:11

hahaha. tell her you will do it again if she doesnt put out ;)

By padlarf | 14

#285607 - Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:14

Are you a spastic?

By youaresofucked | 0

#285614 - Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:17

..........oh

By earwig12 | 0

#285615 - Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:20

I've done that to my girlfriend a lot.

lilpsyco | 16

#5257817 - Tuesday 18 December 2012 13:17

How do u do that a lot unless you try too.

By redbluegreen | 40

#285619 - Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:22

YDI - You wait more then five minutes to pull this move.

By xsw33tyx101 | 0

#285624 - Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:26

smoooooooooooooooooooooooooth

By SluttyMcNugget | 0

#285625 - Tuesday 9 June 2009 12:27

How unoriginal....

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