By offbeans - /
Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 /
United States
I'm just a guy who has a fucked up life just like the rest of you. Reading your fucked up stories make me feel better about my life. Also, I'm currently attending the University of Texas at Austin. I'm the dude on the left =)
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Rolled
By shushingmoon - /
Friday 18 September 2009 19:15 /
United States
By sexyfreak2510 - /
Thursday 3 September 2009 06:47 /
South Africa
By fmysexlife - /
Monday 27 July 2009 05:06 /
United States
Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML
By Barista - /
Sunday 5 July 2009 05:21 /
United States