Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
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Rule #1: anything sexual with drunk people is bound to go wrong

Eww... I'm surprised you didn't go full Griffins-on-Ipecac.

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That’s on you. Not to mention, if she’s that intoxicated she can’t really give consent for you to kiss her.

Eww... I'm surprised you didn't go full Griffins-on-Ipecac.

Rule #1: anything sexual with drunk people is bound to go wrong