TurnpikeTwister

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  • Tornado Alley, U.S.A.
  • 37 years old
  • Monday 24 June 1985
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About Turnpiketwister
I'm a 27 y.o. dude. I'm married, in my third year of vet school, and expecting in March with my baby's mama. Life sure has picked up speed!!! In the words of Huey Lewis, "If's hip to be square."
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    800%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

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    20,800%

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    233%

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    3%

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Judgmental

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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    116%

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    11%

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    63%

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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