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Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35286) - you deserved it (5345)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

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This really doesn't seem as bad when you don't misread boyfriend as brother. Like I did.

#3 - On 01/18/2012 at 4:15pm by dogpup4

See in context

he's a keeper

#2 - On 01/18/2012 at 4:15pm by ilovetylerseguin

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