Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
by anon / 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
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This really doesn't seem as bad when you don't misread boyfriend as brother. Like I did.
#3 - On 01/18/2012 at 4:15pm by dogpup4
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he's a keeper
#2 - On 01/18/2012 at 4:15pm by ilovetylerseguin
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