Weird flex, but OK

By mrwilly - 02/01/2015 03:22 - United States - Corona

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Today, as usual, my boyfriend referred to his penis in the third person as "Mr. Willy". Even during sex. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
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Just make sure you have some lube in case Willy wants to visit his chocolate factory.

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challan 19

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do... He has the perfect penis for you. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee... If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down cum? Eating and getting it in the bum. Why are you at getting terribly sore? Because he thinks your his personal whore.

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paolino_fml 18
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meli1195 31

more like he's a crazy, but crazy is good

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GatherTheMice 15
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Is that not seductive enough for you?

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jazman195 20
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My ex used to call his the "Dark Knight" because "bitches love it when the Dark Knight rises" I kinda liked it haha

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tehman117 21
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Is he a private in the penis millitary? and is his last name johnson?

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Exodiafinder687 58
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Just make sure you have some lube in case Willy wants to visit his chocolate factory.

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challan 19

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do... He has the perfect penis for you. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee... If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down cum? Eating and getting it in the bum. Why are you at getting terribly sore? Because he thinks your his personal whore.

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keiNan_fml 35
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you my friend are one of a kind

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dakid87 10

Brilliant! You won the internet for today

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xninix_fml 36

@15 that was amazing :D

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challan 19

thanks 39 :)

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JocelynKaulitz 28

I'd suggest you watch out for wet Willys.

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quickit 24
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Wouldn't want willy going inside your ears.

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Emzinatorbot 26
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So I guess you could say you had a threesome

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Greenteamextreme 16

Surely he wouldn't have a problem with 'Miss Vagina' then?

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MRSwick2525 23
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oh how original of you to say something so old and stupid!

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Well Mr.Willy and Ms.Kitty should try have some kind of weird tea party you'll either both doe laughing or maybe he'll stop XD

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meli1195 31

are you ok?

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coming back in the future 30
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I bet you willy want him to stop.

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