Weird flex, but OK

By mrwilly - 02/01/2015 03:22 - United States - Corona

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Today, as usual, my boyfriend referred to his penis in the third person as "Mr. Willy". Even during sex. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Just make sure you have some lube in case Willy wants to visit his chocolate factory.

challan 19

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do... He has the perfect penis for you. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee... If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down cum? Eating and getting it in the bum. Why are you at getting terribly sore? Because he thinks your his personal *****.

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My ex used to call his the "Dark Knight" because "bitches love it when the Dark Knight rises" I kinda liked it haha

Is he a private in the penis millitary? and is his last name johnson?

Just make sure you have some lube in case Willy wants to visit his chocolate factory.

challan 19

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do... He has the perfect penis for you. Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee... If you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down cum? Eating and getting it in the bum. Why are you at getting terribly sore? Because he thinks your his personal *****.

dakid87 10

Brilliant! You won the internet for today

xninix_fml 36
JocelynKaulitz 28

I'd suggest you watch out for wet Willys.

Wouldn't want willy going inside your ears.

So I guess you could say you had a threesome

Greenteamextreme 16

Surely he wouldn't have a problem with 'Miss ******' then?

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oh how original of you to say something so old and stupid!

KhaleesiDannie 26

Well Mr.Willy and Ms.Kitty should try have some kind of weird tea party you'll either both doe laughing or maybe he'll stop XD