About Eatnbeef
Southern born and raised. Respect instilled in me, but I ain't afraid of a fight. Talking shit proves you're a pussy unless you can say it to my face. Got a problem with any of that, then you can kiss my country ass. My comments are a hit and miss but whatever. Hope you enjoy them. I love feedback There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. To all fellow commenters, if you make me laugh I will buy you a beer. So you better make me laugh. Yep, my name is EatnBeef and my default is a picture of steak. Steak is beef. Beef is good. Therefore steak is delicious. Do you see the message button up there? Rape it balls deep please. That is all. Now if you would kindly leave the property of my profile before I am forced to remove you myself with deadly force.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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By Arniii / Wednesday 1 February 2012 18:53 / United States