About Moop256

My first language is arabic and I am from libya I went to university in Cairo in Egypt and became a doctor. I worked for a few years in Iraq as a doctor and decided to take time off and see the world I've spent a year in Moscow, two years in london. Six months in Beijing, a year in Canada and am currently in brazil. After that I plan to go home a work again. I also speak enough French to hold a conversation, broken mandarin and poor English. I like the make extremely awful and vulgar comments on FML and yes I used google translate to get all this into English. :P

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Im the one who posted this... to all the people calling me a bitch, there was a lot more to the story that I couldnt include in because of the text limit. We just didnt have alot in common, the more I got to know him the weirder he got and he was getting clingy very quickly. Plus his parents were freak, tried to prevent me from leaving their house at one point and freaked me out. OF COURSE I TALKED TO HIM ABOUT IT. Was just trying to figure out what to say when he called and left that voicemail. Since I have talked to him and broke it off and he seemed to understand. Then he begin harrassing me via phone calls and text and today he showed up at my work. Ive had to change me phone number and co workers have told me since i left work he has been back asking for me and they had to call the cops becuase he was refusing to leave and got violent with my boss. Im not a bitch.