By anon - 18/01/2012 18:29 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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dogpup4 23

This really doesn't seem as bad when you don't misread boyfriend as brother. Like I did.

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grannygruber 6

For the dumbasses that are clueless..... A head with it's natural cover is more sensitive than one without. Not nasty, just have to clean them, and most guys tend to keep their head clean anyway!

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jonnyr 1

That's not true. It's just as sensitive and much cleaner. Also, a much much lower rate of cervical cancer for partners of circumcised men.

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bubo_fml 10

Tell the truth...Is he really just Hung like a hobbit?

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bubo_fml 10

Threaten to throw his **** ring into the fireplace, rendering his dark staff useless!

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aFreedom127 9

I prefer clean cut, looks nicer and tastes better.

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cooLING 0

....Did we really have to know that unsightly piece of information?! Cuz, you know, I'm sure everyone was just dying to hear that...

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charlieinfinite 1

This is just another why foreskin makes me queasy...

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Plasmaxyz 5

Because he pulled it back and gave it a name? Makes no sense.

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Armyboy124 0

Every man does this right? No?....ohh I gotta call my girlfriend.....

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geod69 8

At least he didn't say Luke I'm your father

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CatchinGrenades 3

Um...that's funny! His life sucks for dating someone who can't laugh at that

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