By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 10:50 - United States

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Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML
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Renesaga 8

Get it on one condition: It's gotta be $19.95

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TheComputerGuy96 14

Your tv doesn't even have a power button?????? Unplugging it might be dangerous, but a tv without a physical power button is weird. (And I have an LCD tv)

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Renesaga 8

Get it on one condition: It's gotta be $19.95

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

If only Billy Mays could have been there... R.I.P. Billy Anyway Op, here's an idea, TURN IT OFF OR GTFO! that was easy. FTCB.

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pcakewafflebacon 0

of course you need one. It will turn yo vag into a péñ0r

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pwincessa23 1

lol WTF?? what would op use that for??? Op, go outside!! stop complaining about ur tv remote & get some phisical activity!!!

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shaneac 0

Believe it or not, there are some buttons on the tv. If you press the buttons, they actually change the channel! Just like in the old times!

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vivibeatles 1

shaneac....did you not read it? *i cant change the channel manually* i still think shecouldveturneditoff orwalked away..

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spiderman2211 0

#48, some cable terminals don't have any buttons on them so you need the remote that came with it to control the terminal

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snagglepaste 0

You've been watching the tv for an hour? think of all the sandwiches you could have made in that time!

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EffinAhole 0

The sandwich jokes are really not funny. Op- pick up a book

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RedPillSucks 31

^^ This.... Turn of the TV and read a book or go for a jog for goodness sakes....

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SwiftCashew 0

Your options are: 1) Break the TV with a hammer. Problem solved.

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klutzycleo 5

@ 96, finally, someone who has some sense! Uhm, why not just unplug the TV if you don't wanna watch it?

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pianogrl 0

17, win. RIP Billy Mayes. He has the power of selling anything by yelling!

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FreeCandyVan 0

yeah, the buttons work until they decide to stop workong...

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simpleplan239999 1

I think the sandwich jokes are hilarious. andd I'm a girl :P

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TheComputerGuy96 14

Your tv doesn't even have a power button?????? Unplugging it might be dangerous, but a tv without a physical power button is weird. (And I have an LCD tv)

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AppleCoFreak 0

This comment was posted exactly 1 year ago

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AppleCoFreak 0

This comment was posted exactly 1 year ago

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MrsDruidess 23

yeah, try turning the TV off! I am sure there are other things you could do. They use to make these things, their like a collection of words and stories, multi paged, bound together, I believe they were called books. . . it might just be a rumor but I believe in them.

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thatguynamedsky 32

my tv doesn't have any buttons at all and its useless without the remote; I've had the same problems as op

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GreekYogurt 26

You need to brush up on your reading. Before you insult other people, check your spelling.

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nevada_girl 6

so...turn off the tv?

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Bees_fml 0

Exactly. I say turn off the effing TV and go outside!

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Poepiepiesie 3

Unplugging sounds life threatening indeed.

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kofinater 3

I'm just wondering why she stayed there, she could of just gone on the computer and watch hulu or something, but no buttons is very very starnge

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0hSleeper 0

# 51 You must be from the South. That is a common grammatical mistake down here. :) Oh and penis pump lady......derp.

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killabee 0

I bet looking for the remote consisted of lifting your fat rolls and checking your bowl of cheetos. Get up and find the remote!!!

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ArtOfDesire 7

Honestly, get a life. Take a walk, look around, and I'm sure you'll find something much more interesting than whatever's on TV.

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bluefairy_fml 24

What sort of TV is that, without buttons?? Surely there has to be a way to turn it off, or you can simply unplug it. Unless you exagerrated for the FML's sake, you really deserved it.

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CitrusGirl 0

So go do something besides watching tv!

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hidingoutt7 0

I'm starting to think I need one lol

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