FML : Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial...

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Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 11 October 2010 10:50 / United States

Intimacy

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By Renesaga | 8

#1533832 - Monday 11 October 2010 19:15

Get it on one condition: It's gotta be $19.95

By TheComputerGuy96 | 14

#1533852 - Monday 11 October 2010 19:33

Your tv doesn't even have a power button?????? Unplugging it might be dangerous, but a tv without a physical power button is weird. (And I have an LCD tv)

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By Renesaga | 8

#1533832 - Monday 11 October 2010 19:15

Get it on one condition: It's gotta be $19.95

BigBADBoY417 | 2

#1533889 - Monday 11 October 2010 19:36

u would no baby dick... jk

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1533982 - Monday 11 October 2010 20:26

If only Billy Mays could have been there... R.I.P. Billy

Anyway Op, here's an idea, TURN IT OFF OR GTFO!

that was easy.

FTCB.

pcakewafflebacon | 0

#1534095 - Monday 11 October 2010 22:27

of course you need one. It will turn yo vag into a péñ0r

pwincessa23 | 1

#1534803 - Monday 11 October 2010 23:40

lol WTF?? what would op use that for??? Op, go outside!! stop complaining about ur tv remote & get some phisical activity!!!

shaneac | 0

#1534921 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:22

Believe it or not, there are some buttons on the tv. If you press the buttons, they actually change the channel! Just like in the old times!

vivibeatles | 1

#1535114 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:29

shaneac....did you not read it? *i cant change the channel manually* i still think shecouldveturneditoff orwalked away..

spiderman2211 | 0

#1535148 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:39

#48, some cable terminals don't have any buttons on them so you need the remote that came with it to control the terminal

snagglepaste | 0

#1535404 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:23

You've been watching the tv for an hour? think of all the sandwiches you could have made in that time!

EffinAhole | 0

#1535852 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:03

The sandwich jokes are really not funny. Op- pick up a book

RedPillSucks | 31

#1535902 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:17

^^ This....
Turn of the TV and read a book or go for a jog for goodness sakes....

SwiftCashew | 0

#1536036 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 5:00

Your options are:

1) Break the TV with a hammer.

Problem solved.

MonkeyBusiness_fml | 3

#1536447 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 7:18

Why?

klutzycleo | 5

#1537088 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 11:50

@ 96, finally, someone who has some sense! Uhm, why not just unplug the TV if you don't wanna watch it?

pianogrl | 0

#1539924 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 2:39

17, win. RIP Billy Mayes. He has the power of selling anything by yelling!

FreeCandyVan | 0

#1554302 - Saturday 16 October 2010 4:04

yeah, the buttons work until they decide to stop workong...

simpleplan239999 | 1

#2373085 - Tuesday 19 April 2011 15:46

I think the sandwich jokes are hilarious. andd I'm a girl :P

By TheComputerGuy96 | 14

#1533852 - Monday 11 October 2010 19:33

Your tv doesn't even have a power button?????? Unplugging it might be dangerous, but a tv without a physical power button is weird. (And I have an LCD tv)

AppleCoFreak | 0

#3420126 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:28

This comment was posted exactly 1 year ago

AppleCoFreak | 0

#3420129 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 4:28

This comment was posted exactly 1 year ago

MrsDruidess | 23

#5778253 - Wednesday 4 December 2013 8:13

yeah, try turning the TV off! I am sure there are other things you could do. They use to make these things, their like a collection of words and stories, multi paged, bound together, I believe they were called books. . . it might just be a rumor but I believe in them.

thatguynamedsky | 32

#6253935 - Monday 6 April 2015 15:36

my tv doesn't have any buttons at all and its useless without the remote; I've had the same problems as op

GreekYogurt | 26

#6401143 - Thursday 3 September 2015 17:12

You need to brush up on your reading. Before you insult other people, check your spelling.

By nevada_girl | 6

#1533857 - Monday 11 October 2010 19:33

so...turn off the tv?

Bees_fml | 0

#1534061 - Monday 11 October 2010 21:43

Exactly. I say turn off the effing TV and go outside!

Poepiepiesie | 3

#1534174 - Monday 11 October 2010 23:26

Unplugging sounds life threatening indeed.

kofinater | 3

#1534958 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:33

I'm just wondering why she stayed there, she could of just gone on the computer and watch hulu or something, but no buttons is very very starnge

Bees_fml | 0

#1537680 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:20

Of?

0hSleeper | 0

#1582213 - Thursday 21 October 2010 19:07

# 51 You must be from the South. That is a common grammatical mistake down here. :)

Oh and penis pump lady......derp.

By lmfaoooooooooo | 4

#1533864 - Monday 11 October 2010 19:24

lmaoo!!

breenarae25 | 0

#1536200 - Tuesday 12 October 2010 5:54

rawrrrr

sublimefan | 0

#3333476 - Friday 23 September 2011 14:25

turn off the tv or get another remote?

By killabee | 0

#1533870 - Monday 11 October 2010 19:37

I bet looking for the remote consisted of lifting your fat rolls and checking your bowl of cheetos.
Get up and find the remote!!!

ArtOfDesire | 7

#1533913 - Monday 11 October 2010 19:46

Honestly,
get a life.
Take a walk, look around, and I'm sure you'll find something much more interesting than whatever's on TV.

Miss_Awesome_101 | 0

#2732879 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:39

your funny #6

maggieisbatman | 10

#5889395 - Wednesday 19 March 2014 4:29

Well geez what's your issue?

By bluefairy_fml | 24

#1533877 - Monday 11 October 2010 19:37

What sort of TV is that, without buttons?? Surely there has to be a way to turn it off, or you can simply unplug it. Unless you exagerrated for the FML's sake, you really deserved it.