Eye think you should probably get your eye seen to ;)

a eye for a eye?

It's just eye to eye contact.

Quite a talented move, too. I mean, unless she was kneeling down or something, he would've had to jump high enough to stick her. I'm seeing a great illustrated FML here.

She just got 'dick slapped'

What a dickhead.

Maybe he's black and it can just reach up there.

#36 i am laughing so hard at your comment

oh really I would have never guessed

Such a bellend

Look up swaffelen...

I bet men have been slapping their partners with their johnsons since the dawn of mankind. Just now we got social media to get the word out there a little more quickly and efficiently.

She's gone all cock-eyed...

seriously bro? she got her eye poked by a penis and you wanna know what happened later? :p

i got minus 3,you got minus 5 hahahahah

Therefore your argument must be valid because you won the popularity contest. Good reasoning.

#81 Now you've got minus 13 and he has plus 1...

D for success

Pun was acceptable but a bit negative for my taste.