By anon - 18/01/2012 18:29 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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dogpup4 23

This really doesn't seem as bad when you don't misread boyfriend as brother. Like I did.

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FleshForFantasy 3

I may be bias because I'm a huge Lord of the Rings fan but I thought it was funny.

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Exeggcute 5

Seriously, some people just try to lighten the mood with their nerdy references!!! :D

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Ins_Knie 2

Come on, take a joke. Anywhere, but take it. lol

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FruityLoooons 8

Oh, um... ...wow. :/

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USMC_Cpl 5

That was an unnecessarily long space.

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yoursucklives 36

oh come on that was funny. if you really think that's an fml, then you have no sense of humor and a life that's way to boring.

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Snafuusmc 12

Don't look at his brown eye....

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RensM 22

Hmm So your ****** is the ring that rules them all?

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amanda_d95 9

I read your comment and then saw your picture and those together is very creepy.

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RensM 22

@amanda_d95, So which should I change the comment or the picture :-P

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amanda_d95 9

155- I think it would be for the best, sir.

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cass210 7

Oh my lord that made me laugh. This was on par with the 'Man the torpedoes!' FML a couple of weeks back.

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ctlnaaia71 8

Eewwwww he's not circumcised! Thats gross.

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chili10 18

You've probably never even seen an uncircumcised penis, so just do everybody a favor and shut up.

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Dracoboxer357 35

He's gross for not having had a piece of his body removed? I think I understand....because by God, if you still have your appendix, I'm going to hate and shun you, you impure worm! ;) Yes I'm teasing you to make a point: hate/fear and sometimes disgust are as Chili pointed out, perhaps a sign of inexperience/unfamiliarity. You may not think they're so bad once you "gain some experience", so to speak. ;) (I'm assuming that you're a younger girl.) Here's to hoping you keep an open mind. Cheers.

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moop256 10

But ummm... If anyone needs a circumsition I'll do it for a quarter the price it usually costs.

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chili10 18

Couldn't have said it any better, dracoboxer. :)

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confettifarts 4

My fiancé's penis isn't circumcised. And personally, in it's weird penis-y way, it's quite beautiful. I had a boyfriend a long time ago with a circumcised penis, and let's just say I didn't like looking at it very much. I don't have an issue with either or, I just think keeping your foreskin on your penis is the prettier version of the 2. One just looks like it hurts all the time....

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blueice4all 4

Lol omg that is hilarious!

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