By LOTRfail - 27/07/2012 02:13 - United States - Malden
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That's just ******* creepy
Tell him that his dick reminds you of Gimli's nose.
one does not simply walk into mordor!
Not creepy. If he goes down on her and it's red and on fire, that's a concern and time to make a gyno visit.
Is it a glaring eye or a fully open one?
Hey your ****** sexy ha! Message me if yah want ;)
Did he start saying this before or after you both watched the movie?
And, more importantly, did he make you wail like a ring-wraith?
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Show it anywayThat's why they are truly epic in the most literal sense of the word. Try reading for a change.
Shut your ***** mouth, lotr is everything!!
Try reading the books, over a thousand pages of awesome:)
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Show it anywayThe movie is the same amount of time that a Harry Potter movie uses, and just to let people know, I'm not hating Harry Potter or LOTR.
Uh no...? Lotr has longer movies
They're amazing, the graphics, the story, everything, but they are quite long. I saw all three in a row on television and it was over 7 hours.
The full extended trilogy is around 13 hours of epic battle scenes and suspense. (I watched them all when I was trapped in my room for a day because the floor outside my room was being painted) If you can't appreciate JRR Tolkien's genius, go back to spongebob. (Although... Spongebob does get pretty gory sometimes... I mean come ON. Do you know how hard it would be to dice yourself up with a jump-rope?!)
Touché!
If he means that your ****** possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.
At least he didn't compare her snatch to Shelob's Lair...
If you don't pay your exorcist, you will be repossessed.
24 - Oh god... *shudders*
Sooooo, you're a ginger?
Might wanna get that diagnosed. Sounds pretty serious.
Oh... Oh dear lord. xD
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And you should have said you see a tiny hobbit whenever you go down on him.
If he means that your ****** possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.