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And you should have said you see a tiny hobbit whenever you go down on him.

If he means that your vagina possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.

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That's just fucking creepy

Tell him that his dick reminds you of Gimli's nose.

one does not simply walk into mordor!

Not creepy. If he goes down on her and it's red and on fire, that's a concern and time to make a gyno visit.

Is it a glaring eye or a fully open one?

Hey your fuckin sexy ha! Message me if yah want ;)

Did he start saying this before or after you both watched the movie?

And, more importantly, did he make you wail like a ring-wraith?

I'm a huge LOTR fan, and the comments for this FML were amazing. I laughed my ass off.

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That's why they are truly epic in the most literal sense of the word. Try reading for a change.

It's just an opinion.

Those movies are fucking amazing**

They're good movies, but they're also really long. I probably should have said that originally

Well, it was a huge book.

Shut your whore mouth, lotr is everything!!

Try reading the books, over a thousand pages of awesome:)

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The movie is the same amount of time that a Harry Potter movie uses, and just to let people know, I'm not hating Harry Potter or LOTR.

Uh no...? Lotr has longer movies

They're amazing, the graphics, the story, everything, but they are quite long. I saw all three in a row on television and it was over 7 hours.

I've got the extended editions because I'm a complete geek and I'm fairly sure they're over 12 hours long ;D

Can I borrow them? :D?

The full extended trilogy is around 13 hours of epic battle scenes and suspense. (I watched them all when I was trapped in my room for a day because the floor outside my room was being painted) If you can't appreciate JRR Tolkien's genius, go back to spongebob. (Although... Spongebob does get pretty gory sometimes... I mean come ON. Do you know how hard it would be to dice yourself up with a jump-rope?!)

And you should have said you see a tiny hobbit whenever you go down on him.

Or Gandalf the whites staff(a confidence booster is good every now and then)

If he means that your vagina possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.

But this eye is obviously evil.

At least he didn't compare her snatch to Shelob's Lair...

If you don't pay your exorcist, you will be repossessed.

24 - Oh god... *shudders*

Sooooo, you're a ginger?

I sees you my precioussss

Might wanna get that diagnosed. Sounds pretty serious.

Both of those can be very scary to look at.

Oh... Oh dear lord. xD