FML : Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and...

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Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By whitedevil - / Friday 9 October 2009 07:09 / United States

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By anniemeece | 21

#611933 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:10

Why the hell would you be "examining and admiring it"? That's just disgusting!

By citybeats | 0

#612010 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:54

Being in your car alone =/= invisibility.

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By Exhumed | 0

#611927 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:08

first

Exhumed | 0

#611951 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:19

first first

missmollylynn | 0

#613649 - Saturday 10 October 2009 06:44

this is so fake.

superboboboi | 0

#979722 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 10:04

this made me wanna pick me nose

superboboboi | 0

#979725 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 10:06

so i did. And Today, anti-fuck er i mean flood made me angry. grr FML

By UMAD_fml | 0

#611929 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:09

boogers are funny

By anniemeece | 21

#611933 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:10

Why the hell would you be "examining and admiring it"? That's just disgusting!

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#612955 - Saturday 10 October 2009 04:44

Because the nose picking in the first place isn't disgusting as it is.

EasilyUnamused | 2

#613132 - Saturday 10 October 2009 08:06

Don't act like you've never done it before.

superboboboi | 0

#979719 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 09:55

i take a few moments to admire mine too. sprcially the big random colored ones

By FloridaOranges | 0

#611941 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:14

Did you eat it?

ItsAshxD | 0

#611945 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:17

Maybe he stuck it back in his nose so he could admire it later.

letthemxeatcake | 0

#612586 - Saturday 10 October 2009 12:21

AHAHAHAHAHA

SiLvEr_070 | 5

#614900 - Sunday 11 October 2009 07:37

ROFL BHAHAHAHAHA

By OttersOtters | 0

#611944 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:17

http://www.prizerebel.com/index.php?r=3915

By TheSuitGuy | 0

#611947 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:18

FYL indeed. You just found out you're a psycho, and need help, NOW

By Bloodknight | 22

#611957 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:21

Sick. YDI for "examining and admiring" it. I mean come on WTF...

mj2123 | 0

#611970 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:26

Agreed.

By plexico | 3

#611988 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:35

He probably thought you were going to hog that beauty all to yourself.

MelanieBerrigan | 0

#612279 - Friday 9 October 2009 08:40

lmao haha your funny

By DirtyDiana_fml | 0

#611989 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:37

If you would of said "Right after I ate it, i noticed the owner of my company staring in complete revulsion." I would've lol'd

By kukopia | 0

#611992 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:39

You're a peon. The owner doesn't know you, much less know you work for him. Shoulda flicked it on his car and laughed in his face.

RataBlanca | 0

#612015 - Friday 9 October 2009 04:55

Maybe the company is rather small, and the owner knows who his employees are.

kukopia | 0

#612198 - Friday 9 October 2009 07:48

I already said the Co owner doesn't know him.

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