Well I could make the obvious joke here and say "Looks like Yoda, your vagina does", but that's far too obvious and I'm far more witty than that. Yeah, okay, I've got nothing.

A green vagina you have???

Overusing the Yoda voice, we soon will be.

The force is strong with this one

The vagina you are looking for, this is not.

Ugh. Yeah, this is exactly why I didn't make that joke.

46- But you did make it.. And regardless, I'm sure it would have started whether you made the first one or not.

Oh, so I did. So I doopidy did! What a damn stupid fool I am. *smack* Baustigt! Stop being a damn stupid fool!

Why are we talking about Chancellor Palpatine?

Dumbass. Palpable means that you can almost feel it.

In still trying to picture her vagina... All i see is yoda's face for her crotch...

If it looks like today then she might wanna get rid of the green fungus growing on it...maybe a shower would help?

Rude

Sooo you have a small, green vagina? Hey, atleast it's not blue...

Palpable means one can almost feel something. One can almost feel the Force. Chancellor Palpatine uses the Force. Oh my God, they're the same person!

Welcome to the dagobah system.

Maybe Yoda is giving her head.

Totally made me ROLF. Hahaha! Even the others are funny. :D

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Yeah, it's so awesome and hilarious to have a dude tell you your vagina looks like Yoda.....

The garbage can in my photo looks like R2-D2

The creature in my photo looks like a hippo crab. Just putting that out there.

69- There's a picture of R2D2 painted in the garbage can, the garbage doesn't necessarily look like R2D2

Lol so damn random!

Lol your profile picture goes with that reply to comment #69

Lol your profile picture goes with the reply you sent to comment #69

That's not true! Vaginas look much worse than Yoda.

Spoken like a true n3rd. I don't know what skillz you have, but I'm sure they don't concern the ladies. Keep trying champ!

How did you end up thinking that she was male? Her title is even listed as "Miss" in her profile. I don't know why she got downvoted either. I mean, I got a laugh out of it. And they aren't the prettiest things around...

I dno....i like em...

Vaginas look like the eye of modor off of the lord of the rings

16 - I would hope my skills don't concern 'the ladies' considering I'm a straight female. Any lesbian following I may have is going to be seriously disappointed.

Btw it's the Eye of Sauron, which is located in Mordor. If you're going to act the nerd at least talk the talk.

16- Oh and I was going to say that she is by far the most attractive guy that I have ever seen...seriously use a little common sense

Cutie

Depends on who they are attached to

The CG Yoda or the puppet Yoda?

I'll take smooth and pink over green and bumpy any day.

They taste great though.

147-Less filling

Well does it?

According to the FML it does, yes.

Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..

Hey now don't go making jokes about me.

And at least it doesn't look like Jabba the Hutt

I think being green is worst than hairy, just saying.

53) Oh? You mama is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie! Which kind of isn't an insult, you being a wookie and all...

This is the first thing I've ever read on FML that's actually made me laugh out loud.

I think it being green with grey hairs is alot worse than just having alot of hairs down there bro...

Maybe OP should grow lots of hair down there to cover the green

I wonder do OP's boyfriend's balls look like miniature Death Stars?

I think a Hutt would be worst, then Yoda, then a wookie. You can shave a wookie, but if its green the yuck.

If its green you might want to see a doctor...

Don't hate me for this.. But this reminds me of blue waffle..

73 I hate you.

Lol sounded like perfect timing, to some anyway.

Lovely, Tell him his dick looks like Chewbacca

Thats just supposed to be an insult. I don't think he meant his comment to be hurtful and insulting. That's just mean to do. :(

He might take that as a compliment

Or perhaps, Jabba the Hut...

"Your vagina looks like Yoda." "Your dick is short, like Yoda."

If i was her, which I'm not, I would've compared his penis to a AAA battery..

Post that shit online! It might get as many hits as the Jesus bread.

Pics or it didn't happen

Well let's face it, vaginas do look a bit odd. Or well that's what I've always thought.

Genitals look a bit odd, not just vaginas.

I like vaginas, then again only girl I've been with kept hers nice and neat. Definitely no Yoda pussy, I don't know, I'm sure if I went down on her and saw that, I would freak the hell out.

i agree with 21, but really, you arent supposed to say things like that to your significant other, even if it's true. you just ignore it and move on. :P

Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.

Like Yoda, your vagina does look.

Witty

^this guy

Clever, you are. Obi-Wan he will be when he can practice not his use of the force. Getting Leia-d, he will no longer be.