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  slick5880  |  22

The bond between a man and his penis is very special. Even if the two of you have been together for many years, I can guarantee those two have been together much longer. Don't be jealous.

  jezane  |  9

Slick5880 is right, the bond is very strong.. Let's face it, they have been together since the start, though the good times and the 'Hard' times...

  LunaDragon  |  10

Maybe not, he might start doing this. Op "hey my little superman you like that dont you, oh yeah, wait what's that she's going to rough" Op to his gf: b!tch I told you not so hard.

  challan  |  19

7- touché! Lmao!
what a conversation that would be!
Asshole, what we did last night has to be between you and me. I don't want it getting out. It was just so... Dirty... But so... Right! You opened up a whole new world of possibilities. In not just out. Shhh... No need to reply, your breath smells like shit.

  Airman1988  |  9

Pussies don't like dicks because they get fucked by them, but ducks also fuck assholes. Assholes just want to shit all over everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way but the only thing that can fuck an ass is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or when its inappropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch and a half from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world but I do know this: if you don't let us fuck thus asshole, were going to have our dicks and pussies covered in shit.