FML : Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!"....

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Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tinker-Bell / Friday 21 November 2008 03:41 / France

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By Root123 | 0

#34119 - Monday 16 March 2009 05:43

The mother took it well I'd say.

By Rilan | 0

#14134 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 09:28

Oh my god thats horrible--I'd die!

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By Rilan | 0

#14134 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 09:28

Oh my god thats horrible--I'd die!

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JJ_86 | 22

#5964525 - Tuesday 3 June 2014 11:27

That's embarassing. But good for OP she has a mature cool mother in law. Most would have just felt awkward and woudn't reply back and OP probably would have blurted out more dirty talk.

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Boomi | 38

#6686780 - Saturday 10 September 2016 05:49

This is why we should never assume things.

By Sofa_King | 0

#24567 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 07:29

Could be worse... like his father or your son(if you have any)

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divagurll | 0

#2656937 - Saturday 11 June 2011 12:43

now if it were her kid, he would be the one writing this fml n not her... but that would be funny for the other ppl on here reading

By Root123 | 0

#34119 - Monday 16 March 2009 05:43

The mother took it well I'd say.

By fawker | 0

#48896 - Sunday 22 March 2009 02:16

wow. sounds like a GREAT way to start off the morning :]

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papashaan | 19

#6411455 - Tuesday 15 September 2015 08:28

He's gone to make you a cockmeat sandwich

By knitbitch | 0

#50197 - Sunday 22 March 2009 05:30

ooh that is so embarassing its hilarious...

By Time2Remission | 0

#114498 - Thursday 16 April 2009 01:17

ew!

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redsox4021 | 0

#981695 - Monday 19 April 2010 05:49

were u in the movie precious? LOL

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thedeadmen | 14

#5605189 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 03:19

Hi

By LugiaKitsune | 0

#136079 - Thursday 23 April 2009 01:38

Awwww that sucks. :( well it couldnt be any more embarrassing. :]

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ZleveL | 0

#899711 - Sunday 28 February 2010 07:10

unless she walked in with a strap on :0

By Zwienda | 6

#150685 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:00

I think you are the best wife in the world!

By whitedragon1995 | 0

#156412 - Thursday 30 April 2009 03:53

LOL fail.

By M1RSH3 | 0

#163700 - Sunday 3 May 2009 04:59

D8 I would piss my pants ... mine scares me shit-less when it comes to those situations.

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