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  nnguyen1995  |  0

Get braces and give him a circumcision yourself xD *in reference to a previous FML*

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  Spinnmaster  |  1

Heck yes! You know what it is girl!

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  csickcman  |  11

^ NOOO! HE'S PURE EVIL!!! RUNN!!!

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Any guy who plays with his penis has issues. Call me half empty, but come on! This is making men look bad!

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Masterbation is completely different then pretending your dick is "the Eye of Sauron" if that's what your implying

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  GoW_Chick  |  14

I don't see how a guy naming his penis, and messing around makes them look bad, most guys do it because they are bored, or for a laugh. What's wrong with that?

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I respect your opinion but I am just speaking mine. Why would OP post this as a FML if she thought it was funny. If your boyfriend did that would you be thinking "my boyfriend is so funny" because i would be thinking "holy shit i cant take my boyfriend seriously" it depends on the relationship i guess.

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201- he used the right form of their. There means location. Their means possession.

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  ICATiger  |  13

49- I would suggest not trying to make reverse FMLs or ones from a comment someone made. As people tend to say stuff like. 'Oh no not another one of those stupid reverse FMLs' or ' If you ever comment again I'm going to rape you'

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  EvilPotato  |  14

Alas that question will never truly be answered, as it stands for soooooo many things. Here are a few listed below: Orange Pineapple Optimus Prime Oprah's Penis Over Paris Over Par But it obviously doesn't stand for this foolish "Original Poster" you speak of. Duh.

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  ICATiger  |  13

Hey guys I have decided to start a day care centre for kids 1-3 if you want me to en-roll your kids just send me your address and pictures of your kid.....

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  moop256  |  10

First tell me your address 17 I promise I won't call the police but think about it of you go to jail you will get more buttsex than your ass could handle. Until your sphincter tears and pops out looks like a big red ant hill. Ahhh I miss being a doctor and laughing at my patients

By  Jackmangold  |  0

Non circumcision fail

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  moop256  |  10

A long time ago there was a holy war of circumcised vs uncircumcised penis's on an FML like this one about a guy with retracted foreskin. Don't make sirin close the comments again >:(

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  Timmeeh  |  17

There are only really a few demographics in the world who routinely circumcise; Jews, Muslims and Americans being the vast majority, followed behind at some distance by Australians and Canadians. I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with circumcision, definitely not trying to start another argument about it, just attempting to correct the misconception that somehow circumcision is the norm worldwide; it's in the minority (around 70% of men in the world aren't circumcised, including the vast majority of Europe).

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