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The "One-eyed monster" is going to get you!
And just think if he was circumcised he couldn't do that. HOORAY FOR FORESKIN!!!! :D
there's a movie called one eyed monster about ron Jeremys dismembered penis being possessed by aliens and killing people
.....what?!
It's a purple headed yogurt slinger :D
I will never again be able to look at Sauron the same way.
Is it because you be using your penis to look at him now 68?
Rip off his eyelids!! If ya know what I mean!!!**wink wink**
My boyfriend would probably do the same thing.... Lol I will never understand the mind of men...
I just laughed my ass off reading this fml.
he's a keeper
Heck yes! You know what it is girl!
"Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a sense of humour. FML" Really, OP?
This really doesn't seem as bad when you don't misread boyfriend as brother. Like I did.
Wrong ^... I play with my penis all the time!
I respect your opinion but I am just speaking mine. Why would OP post this as a FML if she thought it was funny. If your boyfriend did that would you be thinking "my boyfriend is so funny" because i would be thinking "holy shit i cant take my boyfriend seriously" it depends on the relationship i guess.
75 you weren't telling your opinion, you were making a statement.
76, I think the answer to that question is the Westboro Baptist Church...
75 - personally, i would think it was hilarious. but that's just me..
That's the funniest cutest thing I have ever heard lol
But seriously if a guy doesn't play with his dick their is something wrong..
180- there*
My wife calls mine by its god-given name. Krakatoa.
That's why I keep mine chained to my thigh
That's soo f***in gross
Op should've said that it looked like it was a hobbit's.
ah! one of those 'it's not funny when it's happening to you' thing eh!!
OP's boyfriend: Today, I while I was sleeping, I woke up to my girlfriend trying to circumcise me, FML
49- I would suggest not trying to make reverse FMLs or ones from a comment someone made. As people tend to say stuff like. 'Oh no not another one of those stupid reverse FMLs' or ' If you ever comment again I'm going to rape you'
72- The thumbs down, they're already here! *Runs away screaming*
Alas that question will never truly be answered, as it stands for soooooo many things. Here are a few listed below: Orange Pineapple Optimus Prime Oprah's Penis Over Paris Over Par But it obviously doesn't stand for this foolish "Original Poster" you speak of. Duh.
Me to!!!
190 thanks I like to have some originality on my side.
Eww, foreskin...
My 'eye of Sauron' can see you too....
Ummm. I'm scared for the OP.
Hey guys I have decided to start a day care centre for kids 1-3 if you want me to en-roll your kids just send me your address and pictures of your kid.....
Pic+comment=gold
Yep ICAT wants to show them them his 'Eye of Sauron'.
First tell me your address 17 I promise I won't call the police but think about it of you go to jail you will get more buttsex than your ass could handle. Until your sphincter tears and pops out looks like a big red ant hill. Ahhh I miss being a doctor and laughing at my patients
30-no thanks I will just stick to DocBastard
Well luckily for you I'm only qualified to practice medicine in Iraq, Libya and Russia
Creepy.
Why would you kill your penis?! You need that, you know.
You tell him/her Shrooms!!!
You know you weren't thinking about her heart when you were pressing onto her chest ..
Non circumcision fail
A long time ago there was a holy war of circumcised vs uncircumcised penis's on an FML like this one about a guy with retracted foreskin. Don't make sirin close the comments again >:(
There are only really a few demographics in the world who routinely circumcise; Jews, Muslims and Americans being the vast majority, followed behind at some distance by Australians and Canadians. I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with circumcision, definitely not trying to start another argument about it, just attempting to correct the misconception that somehow circumcision is the norm worldwide; it's in the minority (around 70% of men in the world aren't circumcised, including the vast majority of Europe).
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This really doesn't seem as bad when you don't misread boyfriend as brother. Like I did.
he's a keeper