By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:32 - United States - Grand Rapids
By RyoKioKio - 24/10/2014 19:26 - United States - Medina
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By yus - 21/10/2014 19:46 - United States - Orange
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Hey, author here! So basically, I'm in high school and the school I go to does drug tests to all of the students and it is completely random. Some people are tested multiple times, other people are never tested. It is basically whatever the computer says. So no, It was not because I failed it the first time or because I was suspected of doing drugs.
By cray12 - 20/10/2014 08:00 - United States
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Thanks for making me laugh with some of these comments. The back thing is an old injury that flairs up every so often for a few days, it just had terrible timing. As for the leg....well it's getting better pretty quickly (is 2 months quick for a broken bone?) thanks to my physical therapist and an awesome surgeon that pieced my broken tibia together. Now I just have to learn my lesson and not get on an ATV that my brother is driving ever again. But on the bright side I get to laugh at all the FML's and get a couple of months off of work.
By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin
Touching cloth
By roidrager - 16/10/2014 16:44 - United States - Clearwater
By Anonymous - 15/10/2014 04:55 - United States - San Francisco
By clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth
Had fun?
By wtfguys - 13/10/2014 08:17 - United States
By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States
By SeriousJoker72 - 11/10/2014 01:17 - Canada - Winnipeg
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Hahahahaha! Maybe I'll make that my Halloween costume!
By IncompatibleMetier - 09/10/2014 23:07 - France
By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster
New day, same shit
By PickYourselfUp - 06/10/2014 03:17 - United States - Chesapeake
Pleased to meet you
By Eww - 05/10/2014 17:48 - United States - Salem
Overreaction much?
By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 15:17 - Denmark
By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 14:58 - United States - Chicopee
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By oncehipjr - 03/10/2014 19:04 - United States - Dallas
By Tampax - 30/09/2014 18:46 - Spain - Cuenca
By Anonymous - 29/09/2014 19:39 - United States - Derry
By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/09/2014 12:06 - United States - Vallejo
By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 23:55 - United States - Flemington
By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 02:46 - United States - Vancouver
By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 19:32 - United States - College Station
Tuck in
By skollasch - 25/09/2014 06:21 - United States - Highland
By catgiraffegirl - 23/09/2014 18:30 - United States
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First off, you guys have genuinely made me laugh, even the less than kind comments have been hilarious. To clarify: the tube of icing in question was snagged from a discount bin because the decorating tip was broken, and an improvised opening with a knife was required. I didn't gouge a hole in it because I was spelling something out and I didn't feel like getting icing everywhere. In regards to my weight, I'm honestly not that athletic, I am a bit on the plush side, and yes, I do need to work out more (I go on daily walks around the neighborhood with my dog as a start). Baby steps, right?