By Mitchellbassists - 17/04/2015 15:27 - United States - Dayton

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML
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TJRoy 44
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Hopefully they avoid your intimate bits and you don't do a strip tease in front of young children.

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Cass_x 22
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Ugh I hate ants. Tiny creatures from hell D:

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Cass_x 22
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Ugh I hate ants. Tiny creatures from hell D:

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friedpwnadge 25

You should insect the yard next time in case you run over another.

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Ms_ValS 27
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Idk about you but in my country them fire ants are the biggest ones around.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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They're the big ones in the U.S. too.

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Cass_x 22
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We have bigger ones in Belgium.. They fly :/

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WaltzingPhanthom 23
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I once lived in Singapore for a 2 years. I've never once met a fire-ant.

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boredSOLDIER 33
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Would you say they're the antagonists?

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blcksocks 19

Yes, it is ANTi-fun

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CrAzYELF4 26
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So creative.

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howard007 18
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Damn i thought it was pro fun

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thatguynamedsky 32
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please tell me im not the only one seeing "you;re"

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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
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The ants are marching one by one.. More like one hundred by one hundred. Sorry, OP!

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JustinJK 21

Always check for yellow jacket nests and ant hills. Our landscaping company ticked off a yellow jacket nest and the three guys got stung a bunch. Although it was pretty funny to watch.

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TheCookieComet 23
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i feel bad for the yellow jackets they were just resting than the god damn landscaping company comes and fucks everything up.

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abbyade 21
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Ouch...sorry OP!

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SkyGuy32 17

Ouch, that stings. I guess just be more careful and try your best to take your time and not to get too antsy in the future.

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Clevelandians 17
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Why the fuck is the mower blowing all that TOWARDS you? Do you get covered in grass every time you mow the lawn? I call bullshit on this one.

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SadSouthernBell 18
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Fire ants are the creatures of satan.

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