FML : Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit...

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 26 April 2015 10:05 / South Africa - Pretoria

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By MrsHaxxo | 22

#6274458 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:25

At least he is trying to protect his family.

By Hoopachi | 19

#6274459 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:25

Holy crap? What happened afterwards?? Hope you're okay OP!

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By feven | 32

#6274453 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:24

Oh god. I hope you're okay

friedpwnadge | 25

#6274517 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:44

He really knows how to lay down a beat. Maybe he should become a DJ.

derpina72 | 23

#6275291 - Monday 27 April 2015 19:45

Sorry OP...On the bright side...if it really had been a burglar, you know your dad can defend you!

By MrsHaxxo | 22

#6274458 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:25

At least he is trying to protect his family.

TheBelt | 19

#6274492 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:33

He was having a snack attack.

feven | 32

#6274523 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:48

His family or the T.V.? Lol.

MrsHaxxo | 22

#6274593 - Monday 27 April 2015 2:19

maybe both :p

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6274597 - Monday 27 April 2015 2:25

Maybe he considers his TV family.

gerrags | 16

#6274671 - Monday 27 April 2015 4:22

Be glad it wasn't me, I have a machete next to my bed.

theTravinator | 21

#6274705 - Monday 27 April 2015 5:02

#29 Maybe he really likes the abc family channel?

MrConcise | 34

#6274769 - Monday 27 April 2015 6:28

#29 - I think a lot of people do. TV isn't the best parent, friend, and babysitter, but it's by far the best mix of the three.

ThatHorse | 15

#6274928 - Monday 27 April 2015 9:05

There's a reason the police are required by law to announce their presence before opening fire on anyone, even if they *know* beyond any doubt the person they're aiming at is the guy they want.
Shit like this is the reason.

By Hoopachi | 19

#6274459 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:25

Holy crap? What happened afterwards?? Hope you're okay OP!

PenguinBitch | 43

#6274509 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:39

The mom tasered then both, not because she thought it was a burglar, but for the snacks.

Emzinatorbot | 26

#6275284 - Monday 27 April 2015 19:37

#18 I am disappointed that you did not say "for shits and giggles"

By uglyheadedbitch | 20

#6274460 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:25

Shit nigger

By chefnoel22 | 11

#6274462 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:26

Hahaha well maybe next time have a light on?

ItsDutch | 16

#6274602 - Monday 27 April 2015 2:34

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of sneaking?

BoxFullOfLazy | 25

#6274949 - Monday 27 April 2015 9:39

Well he obviously was trying not to disturb anyone, hence the headphones, so why would he turn on a light?

shinxanta | 21

#6346826 - Saturday 11 July 2015 0:13

You're not a bright one, are you?

By fantasyworld | 37

#6274463 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:26

Hope you're ok.

By CARCA55 | 12

#6274465 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:26

Or at least that's what he claims to have thought

By meggieeeee92 | 27

#6274466 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:27

By you having to sneak downstairs, does this mean you were going to watch something naughty?

Anyway, I hope everything is okay.

Hoopachi | 19

#6274479 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:29

Or it could mean she was just being consderate and not trying to wake up the entire house…

VeganDarkLight | 31

#6274556 - Monday 27 April 2015 1:32

Or he isn't allowed to watch TV at night.

lyricalservant | 21

#6274762 - Monday 27 April 2015 6:15

#8 strange question. You must have done that before, huh?

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6275029 - Monday 27 April 2015 13:19

What, you haven't, 46?

By Codezlol | 21

#6274467 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:27

Now that's what I call a snack-attack!!

By IAmzephyr | 22

#6274468 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:27

why would you have to be so sneaky to watch a movie?

Merylwen | 24

#6274481 - Monday 27 April 2015 0:30

Because teenagers are not usually allowed to watch a movie in the middle of the night before a school day. AKA parenting.

Or OP was just trying to be quiet to avoid waking up anyone.

LordMuffin11 | 15

#6274753 - Monday 27 April 2015 5:55

I've had insomnia most of my life and my mom has always been a really light sleeper. When I had a bad night of sleep, I would have to sneak downstairs just to be nice to my mom. Maybe it's the same sort of situation for the op.