Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML
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MrsHaxxo
| 22
At least he is trying to protect his family.
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Hoopachi
| 19
Holy crap? What happened afterwards?? Hope you're okay OP!
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feven
| 32
Oh god. I hope you're okay
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friedpwnadge
| 25
He really knows how to lay down a beat. Maybe he should become a DJ.
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derpina72
| 23
Sorry OP...On the bright side...if it really had been a burglar, you know your dad can defend you!
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MrsHaxxo
| 22
At least he is trying to protect his family.
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TheBelt
| 19
He was having a snack attack.
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feven
| 32
His family or the T.V.? Lol.
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MrsHaxxo
| 22
maybe both :p
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
Maybe he considers his TV family.
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gerrags
| 16
Be glad it wasn't me, I have a machete next to my bed.
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theTravinator
| 21
#29 Maybe he really likes the abc family channel?
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MrConcise
| 34
#29 - I think a lot of people do. TV isn't the best parent, friend, and babysitter, but it's by far the best mix of the three.
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ThatHorse
| 15
There's a reason the police are required by law to announce their presence before opening fire on anyone, even if they *know* beyond any doubt the person they're aiming at is the guy they want.
Shit like this is the reason.
Shit like this is the reason.
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Hoopachi
| 19
Holy crap? What happened afterwards?? Hope you're okay OP!
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PenguinBitch
| 43
The mom tasered then both, not because she thought it was a burglar, but for the snacks.
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Emzinatorbot
| 26
#18 I am disappointed that you did not say "for shits and giggles"
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uglyheadedbitch
| 20
Shit nigger
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chefnoel22
| 11
Hahaha well maybe next time have a light on?
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ItsDutch
| 16
Doesn't that defeat the purpose of sneaking?
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BoxFullOfLazy
| 25
Well he obviously was trying not to disturb anyone, hence the headphones, so why would he turn on a light?
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shinxanta
| 21
You're not a bright one, are you?
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fantasyworld
| 37
Hope you're ok.
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CARCA55
| 12
Or at least that's what he claims to have thought
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meggieeeee92
| 27
By you having to sneak downstairs, does this mean you were going to watch something naughty?
Anyway, I hope everything is okay.
Anyway, I hope everything is okay.
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Hoopachi
| 19
Or it could mean she was just being consderate and not trying to wake up the entire house…
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VeganDarkLight
| 31
Or he isn't allowed to watch TV at night.
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lyricalservant
| 21
#8 strange question. You must have done that before, huh?
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laden_swallow09
| 34
What, you haven't, 46?
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Codezlol
| 21
Now that's what I call a snack-attack!!
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IAmzephyr
| 22
why would you have to be so sneaky to watch a movie?
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Merylwen
| 24
Because teenagers are not usually allowed to watch a movie in the middle of the night before a school day. AKA parenting.
Or OP was just trying to be quiet to avoid waking up anyone.
Or OP was just trying to be quiet to avoid waking up anyone.
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LordMuffin11
| 15
I've had insomnia most of my life and my mom has always been a really light sleeper. When I had a bad night of sleep, I would have to sneak downstairs just to be nice to my mom. Maybe it's the same sort of situation for the op.